Funny Story

Went to the dentist this morning at 9am for my simi- annual cleaning and annual check up. Got up at 6am, did my 2 1/2 hour bike ride and got home at 8:45am. So I think, I am kind of sweaty, do I take the Yukon, I do not want to take the Lotus with the saude seats, did not want to get the seat sweat soaked with road grime. Hell I will take the 348. It has leather seat and maybe the sweat will condition it, I keep on putting neating oil on to keep them soft and I can always wipe them down.

So after the cleaning the Dentist comes in;

Dentist: I will trade you cars.
Me: why, which one do you thinks my car is?
Dentist: Can only be the Ferrarri, I know all the other cars and it parked at the front door
Me: What do you have?
Dentist: Hummer
Me: I have a Yukon Denali 4x, which gets 15-19 mpg
Dentist: Hummer gets 10mpg
Me: I do not think so
Dentist: I had 2 porsche, what sold me was the sound of the engine, it sounds like a Swiss watch, I want to come out and hear the engine.
Me: I am making appointment for next visit
Dentist: keeps on pacing waiting for the girls at the front desk to finish.
Dentist and I walk outside: I open the door and he starts checking out the car and we talk a little bit more.

Meanwhile the girls at the front desk keep on call on him, and telling him he has patients waiting in the chair while we talk. I start the engine, he response like a Swiss watch.