just came across this and thought it was funny.. Click on the T-Shirts section and look at the sayings.. http://www.confucius-say.com/store.htm
One of my Italians friends has a shirt that says "Not only am I perfect, I am Italian!" Got it at the TX State Fair in Dallas! Also "I'm not aging, I am marinating"
I have a computer shirt that says, "No, I will not fix your computer." While at a hacker convention this past weekend, I saw a few people wearing shirts that said, "Stop laughing. Computers are cool now."
i remember when i was a little kid, living in The Bronx, my mother took me to her job, in Manhattan... After we got off the train, we were walking through the streets of the city and some guy was selling t-shirts... One of the them had a big mouse on the front of it with a HUGE penis and the mouse was captioned, saying: "Heeeeeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty..." i thought it was really funny...
I attended a hacker convention a while back, and most of the shirts I saw were like that, or "Scientology kills." I have one with this on the front: Image Unavailable, Please Login
Ive got a shirt that has a Hula dancer on the front and on the back it says we deliver. It doesnt make any sense but my homeroom this year won free custon t-shirts and that what we wanted.
Lockergnome.com used to sell t-shirts that stated: "Geek used to be a four letter word, now it is a six figure one."
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