General Warning for the Ozzies.

My son is in Melbourne.

Watch out.

Be Careful.

Hide your women.

May he be safe in your country.

 

Hey Bart, you've got to get out more. You've been here. He'll be perfectly safe... mind you, if he has half a brain, he may not want to go home though.


(unless he is a loud, full of himself, type of chap in which case his first night at the pub will get that knocked out of him JUST KIDDING

 

no you weren't !

post a photo Bart so we can tell all the bouncers

 

okay then, I was just being nice after slamming bart last week for his xenophobic american (tautology?) ways

 

careful, you'll be in danger of becoming the next PP if you keep that up

"tautology", you can't teach an American anything , you know that

and another thing, what this got to do with a Fifties sitcom (Ozzie and Harriet for you young fellas)

 

I was considering whether it was pleonasm (because of the excess word usage), but... (watch wikipedia get hit now... )

Ozzie and Harriet... never heard of it... you old git

 

Sorry, as the Auzzies say it. It will be Auzzie from now on. My little one is in Geelong.

God save the Queen.

 

Hey Bart, we're all convicts. You can keep the Queen and your gods too (Australia has a relatively high atheist/agnostic population).

and it's AuSSie - with esses man not zeds (or zees)

 

No comment necessary. Suffice to say, if your little queen's in Geelong, he'd better be a really good runner.

 

It's a blustery, rainy day here in Geelong.... What brings him all the way down here?

 

he's looking for the european ski resort that's on the border with switzerland

 

I hopes he knows that we haven't adopted the Euro yet though!

 

My little son (6’ 5”) is getting a surprise today or tomorrow. His 23-year-old cousin is taking him to the Crowne Casino in Melbourne. She has not told him her high school friend is a stripper there. It should be an interesting time for him and I wish I could see the action. Oh, well.

 

He will be waiting a while for strippers in Crown. It's a family play ground now.

 

My son is in Melbourne. He is not like most sons. He does not talk to me offend, not like most sons. (?) I heard he was going to a club at the Crowne Casino with a stripper. I thought the stripper was from the Crowne Casino. I was wrong.

All I know is my son is in your country and he is having fun because his two cousins, both women, are showing him Melbourne and its environs. Both are of legal age. Gee, I wish I could have done this in my youth. Oh, well. I have given it to my son.

 

wish you could have done your cousins? probly not something worth keeping as a story for the grandkiddies... besides, there's a whole island devoted to that stuff just south of Melbourne...