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Getting out of an exotic.

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006.

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  1. Male Mule

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    #1 Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006
    It all depends on where one is going. I only go in my Maranello to places who understand the machine.

    I must know my 550 is safe where it is stopped.

    Darn, where I go must see the thing. Woo be to it the one who does not understand. That man is not from Southern California. Not being from Southern California means that person does not know the height of public transportation.

    Bonzi! The freeways are mine. Opps, I got a ticket last week. :( I stopped the car between the car pool lane and the normal Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, San Bernardino Freeway, or Interstate-10 highway. The CHP officer said it was not a moving violation. I will see to this problem. I may even have to be in front of a judge. FUN!

    More later.

    12 cylinders or walk
     
  2. Looney

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    #2 Looney, Jan 18, 2006
    did anybody else find that non sensical and hard to understand?
     
  3. andrewg

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    #3 andrewg, Jan 18, 2006
    Abstract performance art comes to Fchat.........
     
  4. Male Mule

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    #4 Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006
    Sorry if you do not read English.

    12 cylinders or walk.
     
  5. JSinNOLA

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    #5 JSinNOLA, Jan 18, 2006
    Sounds like someone was on the Tuesday night sauce! :D
     
  6. CMY

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    #6 CMY, Jan 18, 2006
    Ok, I guess it's up to me--

    BART! GET OFF THE SAUCE!
     
  7. CMY

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    #7 CMY, Jan 18, 2006
    I'm not entirely sure he even knows it was Tuesday!
     
  8. JSinNOLA

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    #8 JSinNOLA, Jan 18, 2006
    I beat ya to the punch!

    Or did Male Mule beat US to the punch?

    :D
     
  9. Male Mule

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    #9 Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006
    When one leaves his car, he assumes it will be it the same condition that he left it. This requires the car is place where it is safe.

    Its normal place is of course safe.

    12 cylinders or walk
     
  10. Male Mule

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    #10 Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006
    Not all places are comfortable for a 550. It can be hurt.

    12 cylinders or walk fool
     
  11. JSinNOLA

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    #11 JSinNOLA, Jan 18, 2006
    I am not sure what you are smoking...but I want some! :D
     
  12. andrewg

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    #12 andrewg, Jan 18, 2006
    When you start to write it I'll read it!
     
  13. Male Mule

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    #13 Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006
    If one does not know where his beast is parked, then trouble may come. I dislike trouble. Smooth is good.

    12 cylinders or walk
     
  14. Male Mule

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    #14 Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006
    Next week I drive to Las Vegas to see if I can park my thing at the Monte Carlo in April. I protect my drive.

    12 cylinders or walk
     
  15. andrewg

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    #15 andrewg, Jan 18, 2006
    Pure genius Bart, have you ever considered writing a book of your poetic prose
     
  16. CMY

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    #16 CMY, Jan 18, 2006
    I think someone is a bit punchy in this thread and it's neither of us!
     
  17. etip

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    #17 etip, Jan 18, 2006
    Thou doth knoweth whereith thou's fair beast be-ith parked and thou douth disliketh trouble I see-ith...

    I think someone just got back from the Shakespeare festival...
     
  18. PAP 348

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    #18 PAP 348, Jan 18, 2006
    MWHAHAHAHAA! Good idea John,get him to hook us up with some hardcore Californian gunja. Maybe after we smoke it,we will see the method to his madness and his obsession for molesting mules! :)
     
  19. JSinNOLA

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    #19 JSinNOLA, Jan 18, 2006
    I pass on grass!
     
  20. PAP 348

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    #20 PAP 348, Jan 18, 2006
    Me too! Im more into the crack pipe! Nah,yeah,drugs is bad! I dont do em,never have and never will. But thanks for your thoughts on "i pass on grass" and ill leave you and your magic mushrooms be. LOL! just kidding mate! ;)
     
  21. sparta49

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    #21 sparta49, Jan 18, 2006
    WTF is he talking about???? All I fget is some rambling about the car tbeing safe when he parks it ???? What does he mean by " I protect my drive." Does he mean ride????
     
  22. TexasMike

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  23. Glassman

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    #23 Glassman, Jan 18, 2006
    Another boatlaod of cosmic wisdom from he who is " The Bart" Thank you for your posts.
     
  24. BT

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    #24 BT, Jan 18, 2006
    What does any of it have to do with getting out of your exotic??? Prose safer than never plain...
    BT
     
  25. whart

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    #25 whart, Jan 18, 2006
    Obvious to some, that the Mule is Bart. To others, who know not from Bart, this is nonsense, or seems like.

    12 cyl. or nothing- that is the motto. Rock on. Bart. Mule.
     
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