Gifts for the (wink wink) holiday

OK, quick. You've got the time it takes to guzzle a Bud to answer this.....

"TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH"

10. You think roadkill is a food group
9. A twister took everything you had and
you still haven't left town
8. You've ever used the words "chrismas"
and "bologna" together
7. You or someone you know has seen Elvis
in person in the last 20 years
6. You are a Woman who owns hot pants or
a Man who owns cut-offs
5. You let your 12 year old daughter
smoke at the dinner table (in front of
her kids!)
4. When you got married, you kept the
same grandparents
3. Your senior prom had day care
2. Your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth
than you do
1. You have ever referred to your
significant other as cuz, sis or bro!