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God's view of Britain-----------------------

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by tonyh, Jun 22, 2004.

  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards

    through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to

    call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,

    North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South

    America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot

    spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over

    there is a continent of black people,"

    God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be

    extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in

    ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land

    mass and said "What's that one?"

    "Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth.

    There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The people from

    Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to

    be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,

    hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as

    diplomats and carriers of peace."

    Archangel Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,

    "What about the balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

    God replied wisely,

    "Wait until you see the w**kers I'm putting next to them in France."
     
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  3. steve f

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    are you sure that you are not retired or only work part time
     
  4. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    I'm sat at my desk as we speak....i notice you're on all the time too; what's your excuse?
     
  5. sletti

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    Northern unemployment..... Take a lot of Giros to run a 512M though!
     
  6. steve f

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    i am cutting the grass as i have a laptop on the lawn mower so i work and play bet none of you lot south of watford have a computer on there mowers looks like us up north are one step in front for once
     
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  8. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    I'd like a pic of that ,pls....have u got digital cameras up there yet? ;-)
     
  9. steve f

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    okey you caught i dont have one really i have spoke to you in my other life as steve328 then steve275 but i dont like being reminded of that life as i lost half a million pounds in cashed giros
     
  10. wax

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    Oh, dear.
     
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    Steve don't you have an gardner, great things, the illegal imigrant type only cost a tenner a week and live in the garden shed....
     
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  13. sletti

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    Be careful with these types or you may come back and find the 512M on four neat piles of bricks.
     
  14. ric355

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    At least the immigrants put 'em on bricks. The locals just leave 'em on the floor...
     

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