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  1. asceNdancy

    asceNdancy Rookie

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    labs2369 Jul 29 2004, 01:02 AM Post #1

    Im gonna lay some albums that I think are good stoner music

    Startin off with Rock I'll have to include
    Incubus morning view and science theyre later stuff is tiring out
    Ooh and californication By red hot chilli peppers
    for Hip Hop
    you can go to the Roots things fall apart and Brand Nubians Foundation
    for a mellower mood
    But if you want Bugged out production best bet is to go with anything
    produced by El-P from co Flow
    Bazooka Tooth by Aesop Rock is a headphone masterpiece
    If you want the old school sht go to Pulp Fiction Soundtrack or better
    yet Dead Presidents soundtrack for that ol school soul music

    "Ive been here 7 years, the medication isnt working, I hate this place.
    Ive been here 7 years, the medication isnt working, I hate this place.Ive
    been here 7 years, the medication isnt working, I hate this place."

    hewholaughslast Jul 29 2004, 05:05 AM Post #2



    Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit
    to human stupidity. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor:
    disconnect your computer from the Internet.

    Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment?
    Does your train of thought have a caboose? Anyway, who was talking to
    you or even taking you under consideration? As Abba Eban so aptly said:
    "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

    You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull,
    that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. If I had
    wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn
    pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such
    a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned
    out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer
    you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever
    perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your
    Psychiatrist makes you lie face down. Nah, of course you would.

    In future, if you have something to say about music, just shut up.

    labs2369 Aug 18 2004, 04:13 PM Post #3


    HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC WITHOUT GOOD MARIJUANNA HUH?
    and hewholaughslast judging by the extensive list of ill coments i can judge
    that u dont have a life ur probably jus anotha ***** ass motha f*cka so
    keep ur complains to urself you dim-witted non somking b*tch. So go cry on
    ur moms ti**tas that i came on and go f*ck a grapefruit. BIATCH
    and by the way Your Favorite band sucks

    hewholaughslast Aug 21 2004, 02:42 AM Post #4


    labs2369...how about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar
    so I can at least understand what the **** you're saying before I dismiss
    it? But i won't dismiss it, in fact, thank you! We're all refreshed and
    challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival
    freak. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your
    next literary abomination on this message board.

    The day I give a **** what you think is the day purple pigs fly out of
    my ass. **** your opinion, and while we’re on the subject, **** you too.
    I'd tell you to go **** the horse you rode in on, but I'd say you already
    have. I'd insult you with wit but it'd be wasted on you, so instead, go
    poke yourself in the eye with a fork.

    I'd like for you to put down the can of pork n' beans which you're eating
    out of, and look around your ****ty environment. I'm sure you have
    ****-stained underwear, piss puddles, and empty methylated bottles laying
    all around and parents who threaten you with psychiatrist appointments for
    inappropriately touching your sprawling genitalia during mealtimes. Why
    the **** don't you do all cursed enough to know you a favor and pull the
    empty gin bottle out of your ass, replace the gap with a shotgun, and then
    pull the trigger with your big toe?

    But to be able to comprehend that you first have to eat 2lbs of spicy Indian
    curry and then fart your head back out of your ass.

    If you sucked anymore than you already do, you'd implode.

    If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head
    and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered
    waterwheel of thought in there.

    Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a
    "found" department? Quit with the reality-altering drugs before what’s left
    of your brain turns to mush and starts oozing out of your nostrils and
    drips onto your keyboard.

    May the dove of peace **** in your mouth.

    labs2369 Aug 26 2004, 01:10 PM Post #5



    your still ***** and dumber than ever. and a *****. you claim you dont
    give a **** what i think yet you write me a fake ass intellectual essay.
    but u forgot to indent on each paragraph pointdexter. Tell you mom i said
    hi. and congratulations your gonna have a new brother and or sister.
     
  2. Poweredbyme91

    Poweredbyme91 Formula Junior

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    I might get flamed for posting in such a pointless thread but may I ask what the author of this post is talking about? Im soo confused.
     
  3. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    I'm so fuking lost.
     
  4. Enzo

    Enzo F1 Rookie

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    looks like this guy was smoking before he posted.
     
  5. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

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    I pride myself in being able to see into the phyche of even the most f'ed up individuals (which includes myself) and actually "get" most folks on some level....but this dude is JACKED UP!! I've been here 7 years and the medication isn't working.
     
  6. Gilles27

    Gilles27 F1 World Champ

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    Yeah. And on top of it he didn't even mention Pink Floyd! Kids these days, I swear...
     
  7. asceNdancy

    asceNdancy Rookie

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    I copied and pasted that from another forum.

    Sorry for wasting everyone's time. :(

    Flame me all you want, I deserve it. :(
     
  8. F40

    F40 F1 Rookie

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    No Jimi Hendrix?
     
  9. sduke

    sduke Formula Junior

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    How can you have "stoner music" and not include the Jefferson Airplane, the Doors, or Steppenwolf?

    How about Janis Joplin or Hot Tuna? For the love of god.....Grateful Dead?

    Pink Floyd is total stoner music. Zepplin will leave a stoner gasping for breath.

    The top of the stoner pile would likely be the Beatles. I mean come on..."we all live in a yellow submarine".....how stoned do you have to be to consider living in a yellow submarine.

    Hendrix
    Moby Grape
    Bob Marley
    Velvet Underground

    The list goes on forever.
     
  10. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

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    Adam Corolla once said "You know, one of society's biggest secrets is that a Super-Genius can do some drugs, and it'll just knock you down to regular genius. You CAN have a fully and productive life, be an upstanding member of society, and enjoy a joint once in a while, if you've got your **** otherwise really together.

    Now, on the other hand, if you're barely cognisigant enough to put your pants on your legs and shirt on back every morning, like our friendly caller here, then you need to STAY THE F--- OFF DRUGS!!!"

    Adam's a wise man, I met him at Concorso a few years ago.
     

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