Got a ticket today

run Forrest, run!

 

I backed out of my driveway one morning and with my A$$ to the cop I blew down the street (with no knowledge of Barney in the rear view). He caught up to me a few blocks later. He said “ When I heard you hit the gas, I turned my gun and clocked you at 60 mph.. about three houses from your driveway…I didn’t bother clocking you a second time.” I asked if I could plead insanity, he smiled and gave me a 35mph in a 20. WHHEEWW I took it like a man!

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Yesterday afternoon I was doing 130 in an 80 and there was a cop just over a crest pointed at me on the other side of the road. I took an exit one of two that were right there and blasted down the road mixed myself in traffic and that was that. WHHEEWW I took it like a man! I don't know why so many of you stop. And even worse accept the ticket!

 

Because here in the USA Cops love to shoot things!

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I got pulled over coming down the Grapevine tuesday night for doing 83 in a 65. The cop asked if I knew why he pulled me over. I said 'because you wanted to see if a Dodge can catch a Chrysler?'.....He started crack'en up and gave me a warning. WhoooWee!

 

HAHA that's right