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GOTTA TRY THIS ! HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE

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  1. BlueBiturbo

    BlueBiturbo F1 Rookie

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    HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE

    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions :

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
    2. Remove your laptop.
    3. Boot up
    4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
    5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
    6. Then hit this link

    http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
     
    BlueBiturbo, Mar 24, 2008
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  2. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Seen that...... Probably get arrested for it......
     
    darth550, Mar 24, 2008
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  3. luv2detail

    luv2detail Formula 3 Silver Subscribed

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    I thought it was going to be porn.:D

    What do the Arabic? words say?
     
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  4. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Hmm, you cant connect to the internet on a plane, unless your getting on a NASA or some Alien gibberish server.
     
    agup48, Mar 24, 2008
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  5. ferraridude615

    ferraridude615 F1 Veteran

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    Somehow, I read IRRITATING as Urinating, and somehow I clicked on this thread anyway :(
     
    ferraridude615, Mar 24, 2008
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  6. Systo

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    File > Save Page As (when you load up the .SWF) or just right click the link here on FChat and Save Target(Link) As.
    Get the file to open up in your web browser and it's just as good as visiting it on the web.

    Forgot to mention, if you get out of jail/have any memory of the event, be sure to tell us how getting tased/tackled by an entire plane feels!
     
    Systo, Mar 24, 2008
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  7. Dilancer

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    Arrested? These days you'll get mauled by everyone.
     
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  8. darth550

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    Wouldn't be a bad thing if one was to fly on Slut Airlines! :)
     
    darth550, Mar 24, 2008
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  9. Dilancer

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    HAHA! True that :D
     
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    amenasce Three Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Enjoy your next 5 years in Club Guantanamo !
     
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    Or watelogged! :D
     
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    I prefer to just stare off into the distance from the start of the flight.

    Or read a book on asp.net 2.0
     
    wingfeather, Mar 25, 2008
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    Probably beat to death with the armrest
     
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    Hahaha...me too! =X
     
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    Actually, airlines have wireless internet in first/bizz class....JAL, Lufthansa just to name a couple. In 1-2 more years everyone will have it.
     
    Kds, Mar 25, 2008
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    And you opened it anyway?

    How YOU doin?! :)
     
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    haha. thats a good one... i look like middle eastern.. i guess.. i would get beaten up.. if i did that. .

    but its pretty nice
     
    3604u, Mar 30, 2008
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    I thought it was going to be one of those pics of Pap in those shorts. That would shut the whole plane up.
     
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    If I were on the plane and saw that I would feel compelled to beat the living crap out of you with the laptop. I would not stop till I had broken both your arms and likely a few ribs to be sure you were pliable for HLS when we landed.
     
    DrStranglove, Mar 30, 2008
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    I'm all for a good joke but this is far from it.
     
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    DING!

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