Greggie's 35th B-Day Party!

Greetings, Horse Lovers!

Uncle Greggie has decided to throw a beer party to celebrate his 35th birthday. Imagine that? All Metroplex F-Chatters & significant others are invited. You should probably leave your Ferraris at home. The bar does have valet and the regular parking area is OK. But not really that Horse friendly as you cannot not keep an eye on them while inside the bar.

WHEN?: Wednesday, June 29th

WHERE?: "Ozona Bar & Grill"
(214) 265-9105
4615 Greenville Avenue in North Dallas
Near intersection of Greenville Ave. & University Blvd.
MAPSCO Map #36F

TIME?: Starts 5:30pm until the police (on-duty) arrive. Drink like fish until brain damaged

ATTIRE?: Whatever, I'll be naked. We may be assigned to the patio outside

WHAT TO BRING?: 1. Money to bond out of jail later that night;
2. Condoms; and
3. Young strippers with butts like 10 year old boys

WHAT NOT TO BRING?: 1. Your morals; and
2. No bras

COST?: Yahoo, its Dollar Beer Night! So being a cheapskate, I'll buy all the beer for our group. If you want bar drinks, wine coolers or any other pansy, whimp-like beverages, pay for 'em yourself!

*The bar has told me that if I have more than 25 people that are going to attend, I must place a deposit beforehand and they force me to have a crappy buffet too. As you all know, I would prefer all liquids and no solids. In any event, if you think you are going to attend, let me know by leaving a message on my work phone (214) 922-0220 (I don't ever leave my cell phone "on") or RSVP here on the thread. That way, I'll have any idea if I need to pay the deposit.

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! OVER & OUT. STARSKY

 

35? Didn't that party happen a few years ago?

I will do my level best to make for at least a little while, but at this point it's still a little too far out to commit.

But if you're really naked, I won't come.

 

Condoms, young strippers, butts like 10 year old boys, and you being naked......Interesting.....

Have fun at your party...maybe i will stop by with my high school buddies.... Joke

 

Free beer? My two favoritest words in the english language. I am there. I promise to leave my camera at home.










pssssssssssssst................ I think this drinking club has a Ferrari problem.

 

Problem?? Nah...they enjoy every minute of it. No problems there.

 

Ah yes the old Cardinal Puffs. Count the Cullum's in for 2. (35 yea right!)

 

I thought you're younger. (seriously)

Although I don't drink, I'll try to make it w/ someone available. Too far for me to know the schedule yet.

Don't get too happy so you overlook the trouble you are in after countless drinks.

I guess I won't see many F's this night.

 

I cant miss one so count me in.

Any Gophers attending?

 

It would be fun but the question is my liver really up for it. Any thoughts about getting a limo so we can cut down on the drinking & driving?

 

Don't worry. I know for a fact the powdered eggs and orange juice served to immates for breakfast at "Lew Sterritt County Jail" is superb! Plus think of all the nice people you will meet behind bars. Think of it as an adventure. Starsky

 

Greg, why do I get the feeling you've used the call-ahead-seating option--for the jailhouse? Do they ask you if you prefer syrup or peanut butter?

 

They have all his preferences saved in his "Preferred Guest" profile in the computer system.

 

Oh i would like to know who your "Source" is on that..... Cauz I can provide a detailed discription of the contents of one of the powdered nutritional suplement that is something entirely unlike koolaide. Have one of the packs on my desk

 

one of my wife's and my favorite spots. be there for sure. have you ever gone to see Section 8 there? Pretty funny pot humor.

oh and 35? what math equation is that?

 

I think he uses the 13 month calendar I'll try to make it too.

 

Mark your calenders!! Uncle Greggie's Birthday Party is less than EIGHT DAYS AWAY!!!!!!

 

I'm going to try to make it, but won't arrive until after 7pm.

 

Greetings Boozers! Last week, I placed a deposit on the back patio bar area. I had the choice of kegs of beer or just ordering beer separately. Went with the latter. They have a billion different beers to choose from. I'll pay for all the beer at "Ozonas." If you want something else to drink or want to order food, that will be your expense. We will have a waitress serving us back there. Hope it is the Paris Hilton look-a-like I requested. I'll be there by about 5pm to begin the festivities.

I suspect the bar manager may cut us off by 8:30ish. Due to unruley behavior, drunkenness or both. If so, we can all go over to "Two Rows" and keep the party rocking! Over & out, Starksy

 

I'll come out for a little while, but being a school night, can't stay out too late.

 

No, that was on a weekend! I mean, it would be, if I were old enough have a 10yr, yeah, that's it.

 

Pantera, very whimpy. Perhaps you, Ron R. and the Indiana State Trooper should get together...

 

This coming from the guy who likens fantasy butts to those of 10yr old boys!

 

Yeah, imagine how it feels to be the father of a 10 year old boy!