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Hmmm Ron, so whose butt is this huh? And why are you showing it to Greg? This post sponsored by NORML, friends humiliate other friends simultaneously. Image Unavailable, Please Login
I just had a couple hundred milliliters I wanted to share with Greg and Uncle Johnnie. I thought you guys up front would appreciate it if I kept it in the back of the van...
I'll be too hammered to give this advice tomorrow night: 1. At all costs, stay off Greenville Avenue when you leave the bar tomorrow. Always take the side roads; 2. If you do get pulled over, tell the cop you had NOTHING to drink and that you don't EVER drink. He will not believe you, but at least you will not be saying on videotape/hidden microphone that you just drank & drove; 3. If the cop asks you to step outside your car to do a field sobriety test, be polite, get out of your car and LIMP. Tell him you badly sprained your ankle yesterday and it hurts like hell. That will ruin his field sobriety test and he will probably not make you continue; 4. If you go to jail, do NOT take the breathilizer test or blood test. If they ask you why you refuse, tell them your attorney gave that advice years ago. A "positive" breathilizer or blood finding is the only OBJECTIVE medical evidence of drunkeness they can obtain. A refusal takes that evidence away from them. With these few tips, you probably will not "beat the ride [to jail]," but you will almost certainly "beat the rap." NEW DALLAS POLICE PLOY AT "OZONA": There are two entrances to the "Ozona" parking lot. One on Greenville and the other on the side street. Lately, Dallas PD has been parking outside "Ozona" on Wednesday nights because it is Dollar Beer Night. They are looking for drivers to exit on Greenville Avenue and then make a U-Turn to go northbound on Greenville. The trick is that after 10pm, you cannot make a U-Turn on Greenville. The cops use that for a reason to pull you over, then they check to see if you are DWI. This happened to my SRX7 racer friend Donato F. just two weeks ago. So to aviod spending the night in jail, exit "Ozonas" on the side street. Just go west on the side street until you hit Central Expressway. Over & out. Starsky
This great oracle shall be laminated and placed respectfully behind the little elastic band on the back of my sun visor.
What did Greg edit? I didn't see. I edited one of Greg's posts months ago and now he has picked up the technique of adding "[Removed by Rob]" to everything. He has even been sending out emails with "[Removed by Rob]".
FerrariChat.com has reserved a room at the Doubletree. It is a double queen room, although I'll be there alone right now as Jennie needs to return home tonight as her garden and yard aren't in the "drought conditioning" cycle I often implement when she is out of town. Doubletree is also nice for me as it is 40 yards from my cube of corporate torture. Thanks Greg for the offer to stay at your place, but not sure my leg can take another night of humping from a Homo sapien or Sylvilagus audubonii. So if anyone is interested in a place to crash tonight in close proximity to the location of debauchery, then let me know. A few bucks or beers will buy you the other queen or floor space. My limo driver (Shirham from Yellow Taxi) will be escorting me from the Doubletree to Ozona's apx. 5:30. Don't drink and drive. Drinking and stumbling, drinking and walking through the drive-thru at Jack in the Box, and drinking and eating your Jack in the Box with the homeless people under Central Expressway are all acceptable.
Happy Birthday Greg! I won't be able to make it tonight and I hate to miss dollar beer night Are you guys getting together this weekend? -Nicola
Great party you threw Greg! Glad you made it back up from Houston, we didn't wait on you. Did you ever loosen that tie? Good to see everybody, and I can't wait for the late night stories.
I knew I should have read this thread earlier, with the free beer I could have come up with a bakers dozen of strippers to liven up the party Ah well maybe next year
Happy Birthday Greg, sorry I had to miss out on the fun. Be sure to post some "event" photos. Image Unavailable, Please Login
I'm alive, but barely. Even rolling out of bed and walking 30 steps to my office was tough. Great party Greg with fun mix of lawyers, cops, Ferrari club, and club racers. Being the last one out of Shuck-n-Jive with Greg, all I can say is he was a happy birthday boy. Had a girl on each leg and making out with one of them in public. GROSS!!! Pics will be posted tonight. Everything well documented.
Good time and you will all be happy to know that my garden and yard were very grateful about having water this morning. FYI-Jim, without breaking any land-speed records it was exactly 33 minutes from the time I got in my truck to when I pulled in the drive at home...and I would have broken 30 minutes easily had I not run into construction slowdowns (or complete stops) at the high five and at the tollway.
Versus 8 minutes to the hotel? I guess you would've had to figure in the stop at Wal Mart for todays work clothes though. My head hurts a little today, I think there's a lot of ozone in the air because of the heat. Yeah, that's why. I really wanted to join everyone at Shuck and Jive, but common sense took over. I knew today was going to be a long one anyway, and a bad hangover on little sleep just didn't sound so good. Besides, watching Greg with the future Mrs. Scott was making me a little nauseous.
I got home and calculated that I drank *at least* 14 cans worth of Diet Coke and Dr. Pepper yesterday (Greg's was the second party of the night)... I didn't even blink until nearly 4am.
Great party. I liked the mix of all the diffent groups. Tons of people to visit with, good to see many of Greggie's old drinking buddies, workmates, and girls he's drooled over (or on) that I've only met once or twice. They know all the good old stories that Greg won't talk about. (something about nudity, dog biscuits and a tree?!?) Happy real b-day, can't wait til next year to celebrate your 34th! 007
This is really going to make you throw up. COVER YOUR EYES!!! photo courtesy of Mrs. Rippe. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Isn't it cute how they can both do that and still hold their beers? I don't get it, see didn't seem like she was blind....
