I was in an airport for the zillionth time recently, and occurred to me there are just some GROSS things that people do that annoy me. 1. At the airport: a guy talking on his cell phone while taking a crap in the restroom 2. A friend of mine: the SECOND he's done eating he proceeds to clean all his teeth with his pinky fingers/nails, alternating side to side, going DEEP, and looking at all the fun things he finds. All the while carrying on a conversation with his hand jammed in his mouth. 3. My kids: drinking soda and INTENTIONALLY trying to belch. And even though during one such game in the car when a friend succeeded in puking all over my car seats, they STILL continue to do it all the time. 4. My ex mother-in-law: since of course picking your nose is not polite, she uses a Kleenex and puts both index fingers into the tissue and then thoroughly cleans each nostril at the same time, all while carrying on a polite conversation. That's my 'gross annoying things' rant. Glad I got it off my chest. Any more to add? Jedi
I knew a kid in high school, he was in a couple of my classes, and he used to pick his boogers and eat it. It was disgusting, and once we were in Auto Tech, and the teacher caught him, made a face and told him to go to the bathroom and wash his hands in front of the entire class, pretty funny.
All of those are pretty gross. Here's my list of gross/annoying: 1. I HATE the sound of people eating spaghetti, with the constant *slurp, slurp, slurp*. 2. My SO's grandmother cut her nails in the back of my G-Wagen. Really?! 3. Not mine, but a friend said his little cousin got in his car and proceeded to throw up INTO the air conditioning vents. 4. I hate when people put cold, condensing drinks on my books. They are not coasters. 5. In high school, some kids paid a classmate $5 to lick the locker room floor. Tuition approached college levels, no way he needed $5, I think he was just an overall gross human being and the money was a perk. 6. My neighbors dogs - I can hear them barking through double 5/8" drywall on sound isolation clips, with sound proof insulation. If you are going to live in a multi-unit residential environment, discipline your dogs or get rid of the bastards. My dog doesn't bark, EVER. 7. People who talk on cell phone's while driving, and proceed to almost kill me five times over in the span of one mile. 8. My champion-sired, show-coated, super-duper cute shih tzu loves to eat poop. Gross. 9. The league of morons with whom I have to interact on a daily basis.
Belching. I just hate the sound of it. When I was in the National Guard, one guy would do that in a packed 15-passenger van. The sound is disgusting and the smell is worse. How a grown man can find that amusing is beyond me. Oh yeah dogs eating poop is gross too. I have a black Lab that used to eat the cat's poop. I built a box for the litter box to go in. It looks like a dog house with a flat roof that is hinged. Before I built the box, it was weird to see the dog watching the cat take a dump, knowing she's thinking "Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me a snack"
2, 4 & 4: Your choice of friends, your child rearing skills and the family you married into all sounds pretty sad
