LMAO!!! While the fake air vent is very cool, the whole protection thing cracks me up. I have no lock on my bedroom door. Nor is it even closed. There are 4 doors to get in the house. 3 are never locked. All cars are outside. Have forgotten the keys on the ignition for days at a time. The most agressive item you'd find in my bedroom would be ... uh ... I dunno ... a mug ... or a 1/18 scale car ... LMAO! And I do sleep very well. Must be a mix of almost rural and Canada This being said, a 130lbs black lab does a great job at keeping most anyone out Another thing "nice" about shotguns. When you cock it ... it means "watch out!" for whoever isn't supposed to be there. Don't think guns have this warning message
