'Guy Things' you do. Fess up here!

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by PeterS, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Sep 5, 2001
    Panther City, Texas
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    Fart when ever I can, at work & in public.
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  3. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    Is it fair to say that bowl admiration is a given?
  4. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    Apr 21, 2003
    Gulf Coast
    Never even got dishes, on the rare occasion I eat at home it's on paper plates and plastic utensils. I do have a bunch of glasses but they are all pints and/or steins advertising various beers.
  5. DriveAfterDark

    DriveAfterDark F1 Veteran

    Jan 1, 2007
    Hahaha great thread :D

    I make mohawks in the shower.
  6. S0ul_R3Venant

    S0ul_R3Venant Karting

    Nov 30, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
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    Scratch my nuts whenever i get an itch, in public.
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  8. wingfeather

    wingfeather F1 Rookie

    Feb 1, 2007
    rock bottom
    Okay - I regularly use logic & reasoning in my thinking.
  9. Mbutner

    Mbutner Formula 3

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    #32 Mbutner, Jul 16, 2007
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  10. Razzer92

    Razzer92 F1 Rookie

    Aug 4, 2006
    LOL thats a good picture
  11. RoWis

    RoWis F1 Rookie

    Apr 19, 2006
    Vancouver, B.C.
    Send the number here quick!
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  13. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 20, 2004
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    I'm a nice guy.

    And, a really nice husband.

    My wife drew a deep bath last night and called me because the jets in the tub wouldn't come on.

    So I go to the garage, find the breaker, flip it on, and she has bubbles and jets and a glorious tub bath going on. ***

    So, being a nice guy, I offer to light the candles around the tub, which I do.

    Very nice. Very quiet and soothing....

    So i'm standing there with the lighter in my hand , so of course I suggest WHAT I WOULD WANT TO DO IF I WERE HER, namely I offer to light up the bubbles if she'd squeeze off some underwater farts!

    You'd of thought I'd asked her to give me a 30 minute ball scratch!

    She literally raised her voice at me explaining that: NO SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LIGHT UP FART BUBBLES!

    I told her that there was no way she could get burned as the bubbles would be at the water's surface, no where near any tender mucosa.

    Not a chance. A missed opportunity.


    *** before you start, there weren't so many bubbles as to cause damage to the water pump.
  14. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    Apr 21, 2003
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    Truly an inspiration to us all Uro...... :D
  15. tmaxxgod4

    tmaxxgod4 Formula 3

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    Danny T Evans
    LAMO!!!!! that is a good replay!

    when i come home at 2am im to lazy to go in bath room to pee so i get out of car and pee on side of house HAHA
  16. netfreak

    netfreak Karting

    Jul 16, 2005
    BC, Canada
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    Paul Lezica
    I don't want the locals jealous of my whip (88 pontiac firebird, constantly spotted with t-tops off and whitesnake blasting)

    btw PAP that picture was so horrible it made me sterile
  17. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Aug 6, 2003
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    Ryan Alexander
    HAHAHAHH!! I just found a can of whipped cream in the fridge the other day and have been doing that.
  18. ItaliaF1

    ItaliaF1 F1 Rookie

    Aug 28, 2005
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    John Burrow
    I think about 90% of the "guy stuff" are things we all do on a regular basis. :)

    When I fix something to eat, but all the dishes are in the dishwasher waiting to be unloaded, I usually just decide I will be eating without a plate that day...
  19. prohydro

    prohydro Formula Junior

    Nov 1, 2001
    Redmond, WA
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    I visited a friend of a friend once, guy makes like $1million a month. Really cool guy, totally down to earth, amazing house.

    We're hanging out in his gameroom at 2 in the morning after coming back from the bar, and he goes "yeah, you can use the bathroom or just piss on the roof, I don't care." He goes over to the window, opens it up, and proceeds to pee on the roof. I about died laughing, it was the most redneck thing I've ever seen, coming from a guy who's watch cost nearly as much as my condo.
  20. madmaxatl

    madmaxatl Formula Junior

    Mar 22, 2007
    Buckhead, Palo Alto
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    Don Johnson
    I peed in every sink on the campus of my school when I was in high school.
  21. Razzer92

    Razzer92 F1 Rookie

    Aug 4, 2006
    LOL or just piss on the roof, lol...
  22. noonblueapples

    noonblueapples Karting

    Dec 19, 2006
    Mid Coast Maine
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    Peter Parker
    Pee standing up
  23. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Moderator
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    Dec 10, 2005
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    PM sent. ;);)
  24. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Moderator
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    Dec 10, 2005
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    Ahhhh........dont pretend you dont like it. :p:p
  25. robert biscan

    robert biscan F1 Rookie

    I pee outside all the time. If I'm in the house sometimes I just go outside and pee. I love peeing from high places. Like off a cliff or a bridge in the woods. If I'm washing the car I'll pee right there in the back yard.
  26. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
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    Claude Balls
    notice how many guys here have a thing about peeing ???? LOL LO LOL LOL
  27. bannedleader

    bannedleader Karting

    Mar 6, 2007
    ...on a regular basis, but, I "took a wiz" on the dining room table while sleep walking a few years ago. Still hear about that one.
  28. PeterS

    PeterS Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 24, 2003
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    I sure miss that one. Can't do it now living in a towonhouse with neighbors!

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