I definitely did that once or twice while I was at the frat house... and no I wasn't the only one... I had to wait in line...
Well...on the basis of what my wife points out, I have committed the seven deadly sins (and she still loves me ): 1) I put empty milk containers in the fridge...in case someone wants that last drop. 2) When I change my cloths, I drop the current ones wherever I am standing. I assume the clothing fairy puts them away. 3) I leave toothpaste splatter on the sink. 4) I throw wet -though clean - towels into the hamper. Supposedly a no-no. 5) I litter my car with McDonalds bags. Also for the clean-up fairy . 6) I cut my toe nails, not immediately over the trash can. Some of them get away from me, and are found by the clean-up fairy . 7) I fart in my sleep...
This is one of the funnier threads I've ever read on FChat. Have you ever left a shirt on the floor for long enough that when you pick it up, it doesn't smell anymore?
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For years, when eating leftovers, I'll always leave a few bites to justify putting the plate BACK into the fridge! In a weeks time, Melodie washes it or we have a nice plate of penicilan!
i leave my stuff everywhere in my room. clothes that's supposed to go in the washing machine will be left on the floor, jeans that i used for that day will be somewhere in my room...
- I also leave the empty milk carton in the fridge - Where ever I open a beer..that is where the bottle cap ends up.. -I fart almost everytime I get under the covers for the night (yes the dutch oven follows shortly after) -I scratch my ass cheek on purpose when I get out of bed to pee..just to make her mad -Yes I pee on the seat..but sometimes my clean up skills aren't good enough. I'm altered to this by an EEEEWWWWWWWW!!! usually just before I fall completely asleep. -My feet sometimes stink..but you try living in a boot all day in 90 degree heat! -I seem to break the vacuum alot..so inorder to save the houshold money..I insist on the weaker sex to do the vacuuming..but only from a purely financial perspective.
When I take my pants or underwear off, I kick them up in the air to try and catch them. If I do catch them, then I am happy but if I don't. I just try it again.
If i drop something on the kitchen floor, i typically kick it under the fridge rather than bend over ,pick it up, and throw it out I will be watching tv and listening to wife at the same time, and when she says "what do you think" i typically say "sounds good" even though i have no clue what she is talking about.... she has been catching me lately... only took her 13 years