'Guy Things' you do. Fess up here!

LOL

i do that

 

Yes, but it's double points if I can catch them on my foot and kick them up again to catch it.

 

....two other people that kick their pants into the air?? Thought is was just me.

 

make that 4

 

step over the laundry basket that my wife carelessly left at the bottom of the stairs.

 

I once jogged through a residential area wearing nothing but running shoes and a batman mask, in broad daylight. Lost a bet and the stakes were obviously quite high. I was drunk and tripped a couple of times. Just terrible.

I once took a pee while standing up to the bar and ordering a drink. It was a "beach" bar, so I just pulled up the leg on my board shorts a bit. Yes, I did get some on myself.

 

Oh boy...here it goes:

1) Use the nice decorative bathroom towel hanging up when at other people's house to dry my hands after washing them. Try to keep it as straight as possible so they don't think I used it.

2) Leave just a few squares of toilet paper on the roll so I don't have to change it.

3) Put on gf's bra and parade around the room until I get that certain look from her (you guys know what i'm talking about, eyes rolling and amused and maybe a bit scared).

4) Naked dance in front of gf when I get out of the shower and am "air-drying" off.

5) Throw things into the garabage; if I miss I don't bother to pick it up until there are 5+ things that are on the floor.

6) I also do the underwear to hand kick

7) Chug milk, water, Juice, etc from the container in the fridge and then put it back.

8) Get a drink of water straight from the sink. If you tilt your head just right it is the most effective way to get water into your system fast without the hassle of a cup/glass.

9) This might be strange to some, but I keep a fork next to my recliner so that I can scratch my back when needed.

10) Eat leftovers from the box and then put it back in the fridge.

11) Naked lady dance in front of the gf - I hope I don't have to explain this one to anyone but it is a fan favorite.

12) Be interested in a sports game I really don't care about to get out of going shopping, errands, hanging out with her friends/co-workers. "I can't honey, tonights the BIG GAME!"

That's about it for now.

Maybe not appropriate for this list but one time I was incoherently drunk at a bar in Lawrence Kansas. They have an "Ice bar" there and instead of wood, the top of the bar is a sheet of ice that remains frozen and helps to keep your beer cold - much like a hockey rink. I don't remember much of the night but I urinated on it and the urine froze to the top. It was in front of a lot of people and I miraculously did not get kicked out cause the bar staff was out having a smoke break (no plans to run for political office ).

Very ashamed about that one. Sorry future patrons and bar staff that had to clean up after me. So stupid and immature.

 

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I slept with my math teacher when i turned 18. She was 23.

Im kidding. Or am i.

 

Nope, I do that as well. In addition:

1. pee in the shower (my fiance and I shower together everyday ;P)
2. leave glasses out with liquid in them so long that they get chunky/moldy (this is less of a problem with my SO living with me)
3. when I was in high school I did the thing boys do into my sheets, knowing full well that my maid would be changing my sheets in the morning. Poor girl, four years of that.
4. i leave dirty clothes on the floor when the hamper is a few feet away
5. i analyze the parking lot, and more specifically, assess the age and socioeconomic status of the people likely to own certain vehicles, all in an effort to minimize door dings.
6. pick at my nails and leave them on the nightstand
7. only eat about 7/8 of what's on my plate, no matter the portion size
8. respond in the negative to whatever the SO says, even though I haven't the faintest idea of what she just said

there are a few others, but i'm trying to keep this PG-13, and not NC-17

 

I do this too, but only at the mother in law's house

 

i slept with an unclean woman

 

Did you get a rash on your face??

 

....I owned a pair of liquor stores, and the dairy truck driver at one of them told me his father (who was a baptist minister) caught him "wanking it" at the dinner table. Why in the H E double toothpicks he admitted that one is beyond me.

 

I've taught my 9 y/o to piss in the shower.

 

Just taught my 3 year old to pee standing up!!!

He already pee's in the shower...

Dom

 

Lucky B@stard. Or are you?

A teacher from my high school (male) just got 4 years in prison for hooking up with (not sure if he actually slept with them) a few female students.