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Gwen Stefani is TOO F-ING FLAT!

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Sorry but she missed a note!
     
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  3. darth550

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    Hey KID! At least I'm talking about a little blondie rockstar....NOt some bearded, has-been, fake ass karate man in every post!!!!

    BLEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  4. 96impalaSS

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    Sometimes I bang my ironing board and think of her.
     
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    As compensation for acting as the "Special Enforcer" at the 1994 Survivor Series, Chuck Norris was later treated to a candlelit dinner for two with none other than WWF Superstar King Kong Bundy at the trendy French restaurant, Le Ruve. It was only after a delightful entree of Black Angus tournedos of beef that Bundy accidentally knocked over his water goblet as he was reaching for his merlot. The sound of breaking glass and scent of wet tablecloth sent Norris into a frenzy, causing him to leap across the table and into Bundy's mouth where he ate him from the inside out.
     
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    How can I help?
     
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    1 more for 12,000
     
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    Oh.
     
  11. racerx3317

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    Gwen Stefani sucks. She was ok with No Doubt but now she has some songs out that make my hand, for no apparent reason, change the radio station. Looks wise, she dresses weird and left her boobs in her other bra.
     
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    Where are the photoshops of her with numerous large racks?
     
  15. Dcup

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    shes an ugly pig.....
     
  16. bostonmini

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    Isnt someone gonna stop this guy from making an idiot of himself?
     
  17. Senna1994

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    She is a discount Madonna in the looks department. Your right Luis, her music blows, and she is unattractive.
     
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    amen tony !!!!!!
     
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    She's too skinny, too flat , to milk white , too vulgar ..
     
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    ...too rich....
     
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    Nah nah nah nah, nah nah.
     
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    What? No pics?!?!?!?!
     
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    You guys mock his post-count or question that he's making an idiot of himself. Perhaps it's just YOU guys who can't appreciate his brilliance & majesty. Funniest guy on F-chat, bar none...BAR NONE!!!!!!

    And Lamour...shame on you, calling Gwen a fat pig? We both know you'd hit that so quick, course it would be strictly for scientific research ;)

    Interesting story though....she was just a back-up singer in No Doubt when they were a "Sca" (sp?) band. After the lead singer committed suicide she took front-stage, the band leaned towards rock, a few songs took off and they gained popularity. Her bandmates became resentful that she became popular while their sorry asses could go anywhere and never be recognized. She can modestly sing, can't write a song to save her life and the fascination with her is that she's attractive but something is missing....so we stare at her trying to figure out what it is....which takes us back to Darth's observation.

    Bar none!!!
     

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