To all members who celebrate this joyous holiday may god be with you.
Chanukah, actually. Anagram holidays: Cherry Miss Mart Nappy Yew Hear Ah Hah! Punky CPA. and other Seasons' Bleatings. Bah, Humbug
What a waste of space this Mr Green is. Hopefully my wish to Santa this year will come true and Green will be gone.
Be kind for the holidays. Maybe Santa will put MrGreen under the Xmas tree ... while it's still growing out in the forrest. (Santa must have a shovel in that sleigh, somewhere.)
Thank you for your holiday wishes Mr. Green. That was very thoughtful of you. I hope you have a great holiday season and a happy new year too.
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