Happy Holidays F-Chat!!!

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the stable not a piston could be heard churning in it's cradle...then along through the darkness and out from the night burst the flat-crank crew screamin' their plight!

I jumped from my bed and ran out to see, up in the air was a red sleigh marqued FERRARI, the distinctive tail-lights and tone as it flew....direct from Maranello from Enzo to you.

I approached the jolly fat man and gave him a smile and asked if he needed any help all the while. With a heavy gasp he gave me a box with a bow, then asked if I knew a good mechanic who could arrange for a tow. I said "what the **** Santa" and he gave me a look, his airbag wasn't compliant and his ECU was on the cook. I went to the house to get him a beer, but when I turned around he'd done disappeared...and out in the distance and deep in the night I could hear him chuckle "you fool, my cars are all tight"....Happy Holidays to all and to all a good night.