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Discussion in '288GTO/F40/F50/Enzo/LaFerrari/F80' started by 512Tea Are, Dec 30, 2007.

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  1. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    #1 512Tea Are, Dec 30, 2007
    Dear Comrades,

    Has anyone placed a condom over the centre exhaust pipe (turbo-wastegate) of their F-40. There is a very good reason for requiring this information.

    Happy New Year!

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are
     
  2. furious_ferrari

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    #2 furious_ferrari, Dec 30, 2007
    what the...????
     
  3. 512Tea Are

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    #3 512Tea Are, Dec 30, 2007
    Dear Comrade furious_fiero,

    Absolutely Brilliant! :)

    Happy New Year From England!

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are
     
  4. dm_n_stuff

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    #4 dm_n_stuff, Dec 30, 2007
    Morning Graham.

    Does the condition of the condom figure into the equation?

    Ya know, new, used, pin holed by an angry ex girlfriend, or perhaps simply left in one's wallet too long to make it useful for anything else?

    And, did you check the serial number on the condom before you used it on your car?

    And finally, as this doesn't appear to have any real supercar content, can you add some so that I don't move it to other off topic?

    Dave M.
     
  5. PWehmer

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    #5 PWehmer, Dec 30, 2007
    Does Ferrari make condoms that come in a yellow box?
     
  6. carsinxs

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    #6 carsinxs, Dec 30, 2007
    Is this referring to something only applicable to those that have participated in the Classische Certification? i.e. you've been Flocked
     
  7. dm_n_stuff

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    #7 dm_n_stuff, Dec 30, 2007
    Is this where the saying, "where the rubber meets the road" originated?
     
  8. dm_n_stuff

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    #8 dm_n_stuff, Dec 30, 2007
    errr...

    Would you care to rephrase?

    DM
     
  9. PWehmer

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    #9 PWehmer, Dec 30, 2007
    lol. dirty mind
     
  10. coachi

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    #10 coachi, Dec 30, 2007
    with all due respect, is this thread the result og some early new year celebration? I fail to see any redeeming value to this post. Tea Are, are you ready to explain yourself, or shall we presume that the claret bottle may have had its effect here? Happy New year to you.
     
  11. simpleton7890

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    #11 simpleton7890, Dec 30, 2007
    lmao and wtf at this thread in equal quantities
     
  12. Tipo815

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    #12 Tipo815, Dec 30, 2007
    One would assume that once the wastegate opens and there is a sudden release of pressure it would rapidly inflate the condom (unless it shot off) thus becoming a sudden amusing addition to the back of a F40. Now the main question is ... WHY???? :D
     
  13. joe sackey

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    #13 joe sackey, Dec 30, 2007
    I get Graham better than most, but even I have to say that my flabber is completely ghasted...

    Joe
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  14. Stephen1

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    #14 Stephen1, Dec 30, 2007
    this guy did

    "The condom will be filled to the brim with semen. When the car starts up, exhaust gases will inflate the condom, causing it to explode."

    theres more on this extraordinary subject here

    http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Exploding_20Condom
     
  15. RufMD

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    #15 RufMD, Dec 30, 2007
    Its been a long time since Graham placed a condom on ANY pipe....
     
  16. Tipo815

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    #16 Tipo815, Dec 30, 2007
    LOL :D
     
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    #18 frefan, Dec 31, 2007
    funny **** jas
     
  19. Ferrari250GTO

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    #19 Ferrari250GTO, Dec 31, 2007
    Interesting.....
     
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    #20 djui5, Dec 31, 2007
    I only use the magnums.
     
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    #21 Remy Zero, Dec 31, 2007
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    #22 greghurst, Jan 2, 2008
    :THISTHREADISUSELESSWITHOUTPICS:

    :)
     
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