Haunted Honda?

And they say Hondas have no soul.

 

He ended up using the Honda for about two months.
...
his Porsche was stolen right off the street, never to be seen again. Then his girlfriend, who before was a really nice person, suddenly started acting really strange toward him and ruthlessly started tearing his life apart. She somehow made some changes to his house deed and made it to where she owned property rights to his house and she wouldn't even let him in his own house most of the time.

hrmm ... porsche = nice gf
honda = mean gf.

The rest of the stuff is pretty freaky though.

 

if i have 200,000 miles on my body, i'd be grumpy too