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  1. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie
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    #1 Stackhouse, May 22, 2004
    I opened my E-mail box this morning and right next to the life time porn subscription was an e-mail telling me that I’m pre- qualified for a government grant (my card will be arriving soon).

    So I’m in need of good ideas for a government funded research grant on the _____ of a Ferrari on _____.

    For example.. A study of the EFFECT of a Ferrari on a mans LIBIDO…

    Any good Ideas??? I will need to submit a budget which will, of course , include the purchase of several “test” cars.

    PD
     
  2. MarkG

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    #2 MarkG, May 25, 2004
    " how about: The effects of poor gas mileage of Ferraris on Cheney/Bush's profit margin"
     
  3. GrigioGuy

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    #3 GrigioGuy, May 25, 2004
    "An emperical analysis of the relationship of perceived build quality and country of origin in consumer-grade automotive products"
     
  4. wax

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    #4 wax, May 25, 2004
    Don't forget to get enough grant money for a placebo.
     
  5. 134282

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    #5 134282, May 25, 2004
    LOL...! You'd be the only one to think of something like that, Tom... lol...

    Pimp, if you pull this off, i'll be eternally impressed... :)
     
  6. Stackhouse

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    #6 Stackhouse, May 25, 2004
    How about the effects a Ferrari has on controlling a rabbit population in desert regions.

    How about using a Testarossa as a combine? I could send it to Monster Garage and have them attach a bin in the rear and route the intakes so that as I drive through a wheat field I can harvest at 120 MPH.

    Or do tests on an Enzo to determine if it could be used as an alternate source of power. (If only I can figure a way to convert the 200+ MPH wind into energy.)
     
  7. jonesn

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    #7 jonesn, May 25, 2004
    impression of the sound of a Ferrari F1 engine on an audience with it placed in the emsemble of a symphony at every philharmonic in the world
     
  8. jordan747_400

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    #8 jordan747_400, May 25, 2004
    Easy. Attach some paddles on different parts of teh car (even through the intakes) that, when turned, generate electricity!
     
  9. Stackhouse

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    #9 Stackhouse, May 25, 2004
    OR mount a large fan on the roof.

    PD
     
  10. Devia

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    #10 Devia, May 25, 2004
    I just don't know what to say - that's the most rediculous idea I have heard in ages.

    I'd rather the money go into someone's business, than MY TAX MONEY to get you a FERRARI!
     
  11. RacerX_GTO

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    #11 RacerX_GTO, May 26, 2004
    Therapy Car/Transportation
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    Special needs car that is limited production, the car's value is proof positive that the rising cost of medicare prohibits some individuals from acquiring the car.


    :D
     
  12. anotherguy

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    #12 anotherguy, May 26, 2004
    A study of the correlation between the cavillino and the owners proximity to 20 something models at clubs?

    Kill two birds with one stone as far as I am concerned.

    -ag
     
  13. normhuff

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    #13 normhuff, May 26, 2004
    This makes me wonder how many members are actually able to write off their F-car as a business expense and have the taxpayer foot the bill. That's how the system works though...
     

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