HELP!! Last Minute Halloween Costume

Ok I have a halloween party to go to in 3 hours and I need a costume!! All the stores are closed (and I wouldnt buy one anyways cause im too cheap) Can anyone help me with ideas as what to go as (using regular household items)....Please no sarcastic comments, normally I would accept it, even encourage it but Im pressed for time now...just so you guys dont have to cause I know your thinking about it...Here is one..

You call the hosts and tell them your going as Invisible Man and just dont even go, if anyone asks where you were just reply "I had a really good costume"

Ok now thats out of everyones system PLEASE HELP!!!

 

Get a big assed tv sized box

wrap it in wrapping paper and cut a few holes for you arms legs and head.

Crawl into the box and you're now a christmas present.

 

Dress up in a suit; look as anal as you can - borrow eye glasses from someone if you don't have any, yourself... Bring a briefcase... When you go the party, tell everyone you're an IRS agent, then proceed to take 50% of everything and NEVER say thank you...

 

Get a name tag, write on it who ever u look like thats famous.

 

Get some pants that are way to small (length).
Then get some overalls.
Find a Bow-tie (sp?).
Get a pair or BIG glasses you might have, and wrap tape in the middle.
Comb your hair to the side and make it really shiney.
THEN, put everything on and you will look like a dork.

 

I wear what you just described all the time what are you implying???

Keep em coming guys some really good stuff but I dont have a big box or a suit that fits

 

Then go as yourself!

 

Go in Drag, find a girl that is the about the same size as you and borrow a dress. Let her do your make up and wear some sensible shoes. Believe it or not chicks will love you. I hope you are not like 6' 5" 300#s, if you are then I hope you don't know any women the same size.

 

If you are still there you can go as the Unabomber.

Hooded sweatshirt, aviators, mustache, and a small UPS package to carry under your arm.

Hey, thats how I am dressed right now!

 

Wore a noose to a party this evening.... I was "well hung"

 

OH geez! That's not something he doesn't already wear everday.

Back to the drawing board

He could actually just wear his wifes lingerie and nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

"Just don't go".

B.

 

Whats a noose?

 

Dress up as Mr. Aiken and scare people with your huge hands.

 

So what did you do?