Hilarious, truly hilarious

??? I can’t see the humor in this thread… Sorry!

 

What the what?
Or
Que el que?

 

There's apparently a language barrier here.

We speak Ferrari, he speaks Prius.

D

 

I don't understand she,, and I don't see any handsome guy,, understand, that's all,,

 

Most senseless post of the day, congratulation.

 

I believe the correct Spanish response translates as:

"Ay!!! The Carinena!"







(Carinena being a notoriously smooth, easy drinking red wine, often resulting in overindulgence and headaches the following day.)

 

I don't get any of this.

 

I think he is saying that people who call ther cars she, do so because the car is the hottest thing they can get, unlike say a real man who gets such hot women they would never feel the need to call their car a she.

The last part is about the poseur label because some put sheilds on their street cars, whereas in reality sheilds were for race cars and are now just an $1800 pose upgrade.

So really two insults. 1 calling your car she because you can never geta woman as hot as your car, and 2. puttign sheilds on your car to calimg false race connections.

In the first I woudl say that callign car she, has some old english connection to ships so may be correct language usage and not a good translation to spanish, hence the confusion, plus I know of no one who calls their car she.

As to the second, yep sheilds in my book marks one out as a wanabe

 

I am laughing too!

We are laughing together!

WE ARE SO MACHO!

I CAN FEEL MY CHEST HAIR GROWING!

...or maybe people can do whatever they want with their cars and it's you who has a problem?

Just maybe?

 

I call my car she and I have an envious social resume from my teen through my mid 30's

I have zero complaints with my previous life. As in ZERO.

 

Sailors, pilots, have always referred to their vessels, aircraft, by female gender.
I must say that referring to my BB as a "he" sounds a bit weird and about as comfortable as hessian underpants.

 

How did you do that! Reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqFQ

 

Calling a car a she sounds awkward in Spanish. Not in Italian though.

I guess we should stick to German where it is gender neutral.

As for the OP not clue what he's trying to say or why this is in the Track / Driver Ed subforum.

 

I think OP had had too many tappas and too much vino with the woman of his dreams when he made that post Fully excusable

 

She what what with a what what??? And what does tracking a car have to do with its gender?

I have zero clue as to what you're trying to say. A famous line by Samuel L. Jackson from the Pulp Fiction movie come to mind here...

Anyways. Cars have always been female. Sure grammar wise some places are neutral etc. but on an emotional level, they are female - just like boats. Referring to my car or boat as he is to me a bit like referring to my wife as he. And no, never gonna play that field mate.