Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said; "If you were my husband I would poison your drink." Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "And if you were my wife I would drink it."
Nice to see you guys are stealing our jokes. This is originally attributed to the late great Sir Winston Churchill!!
Yes, that's no joke. Churchill really said it to Lady Astor. His other greatest quotes, in my opinion: On Clement Atlee: "He is a very modest man with a great deal to be modest about." Churchill also described him as, "A sheep, in sheep's clothing." The best comeback: Liverpool socialist MP Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk.": Churchill: "Bessie, youre ugly. And tomorrow morning Ill be sober, but youll still be ugly."
