Hire a clown to stalk you....

that is the stupidest fricking thing ive ever seen

 

who? i'll work cheap

 

I don't like clowns. Ever since seeing that movie as a kid with Penny Wise.
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Hmm, interesting. Maybe I'd hire him to scare someone else, but me, for three days? No thanks, I'll pass...

 

you knew a kid named penny wise?
i went to school with a guy named pound foolish

 

I went to school with Johnny Hopkins!

 

I think thats rad

 

hey Jerry, can you design an anthropomorphic clown doll? Would be a killer Halloween prop.

 

But....that's normal for you.

 

I should start a business like this here on campus.

 

Lot of them out there already... clowns in all forms are huge halloween items..

 

LOL!


Actually what I think would be hilarious is to have a clown sidekick/henchman for a few days. Have him follow you, order things for you, go and approach random people and talk to them about you, etc. "Talk to my clown..."

 

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."

- Jack Handey

 

"Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?"

- Jack Handey

 

Thats freakin funny dude ! That could be a recurring skit on SNL

 

You could eat lunch at Morton's with your clown, who honks a horn after every joke. He could drive you around in a little Chevy Aveo or otherwise small car.


And, for a George Carlin "Keep People On Their Toes" moment you have the clown chase you running down the street or through a mall, and then you chase him the other way.


Then, you encounter your arch rival: a rapper who has a whole entourage of 'urban' clowns. They ride around in a white Phantom with polka dots.

 

Same here.

 

What the hell? That is one of the most messed up things I have read...

But I would so pay to see it happen.

 

I already have a clown following me , but here we refer to him as supervisor.

 

I remember a comedian doing a deal talking about doctors prescribing him pills to get him out of his depression, and complaining about the cost of the meds. So he was like "Why not hire a clown to follow you around?" "He could make you laugh and get you out of your depression, you know- (in a funny voice) "turn that frown upside down, hahaha."

I don't remember who the comedian was, but it was funny.

 

For a good laugh go find Shakes the Clown.

**NWS**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDmD5TPD_5I