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Holy mackeral...Dial D for desperate...

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  1. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    You have to have wingmen, so people like NNO can get a date. I mean even fat chicks have standards. Carbon needs all the help he can get. ;)
     
  2. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL...! Keep flappin'... :)
     
  3. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    I don't have loose, fat, skin hanging over my belt, like your dates ;)
     
  4. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    #5 maranelloman, Dec 14, 2004
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  5. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL, you don't have loose, fat skin ANYwhere, from what i've heard - which, coincidentally, might be part of why you're still a virgin...?
     
  6. F40

    F40 F1 Rookie

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    Ouch, the cherry just popped.
     
  7. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    I am proud of my virginity, and have talked about it many times on this board openly. No surprises there. :) I am a virgin, because I am waiting for that special someone to share the moment with. It is important to me, to not only be in a respectful relationship, but to be with a woman who appreciates me for who I am, and doesn't judge me regardless of my virginity. :)

    I would think out of all the people on this board, you would respect my minority viewpoint and stand in life the most. I am truly hurt that you had to negatively portray my virginity. My lack of sexual activitiy is because of choice. I am a religious person and I have my reasons for my virginity, and I hope you understand that and respect that in the future.
     
  8. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Hey, man, erectile dysfunction is a serious problem, i'm not making fun of it... Good luck with that... :)
     
  9. maranelloman

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    #10 maranelloman, Dec 14, 2004
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    Folks, we are witnessing something unique here:

    MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION
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  10. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    How diplomatic of you. Thank you.


    MM
    Thank you for pointing that out. If you hadn't told me, I would have never figured out that my virgin a$$ was getting owned. Now it is crystal clear. Appreciate your help.
     
  11. 2000YELLOW360

    2000YELLOW360 F1 World Champ

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    Thread didn't start out with this in mind, did it Dave?

    Art
     
  12. redhead

    redhead F1 Rookie

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    virign ass? you live in bizerkley...come on..no lies...its ok......









    sounds of the closet door opening...











    :D:D:D
     
  13. coolestkidever

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    OMFG I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO JOKE, HE IS NEVER GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS!
     
  14. bobafett

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    I'm not trying to be an ass, but I am dying here... Rich put it over the top...

    Ryan: you've got plenty of material left to get back at Carby... cmon.

    As for wingmen, check out www.wingwoman.com - IMO, a brilliant concept.

    --Dan

    Edit: I'm an idiot. Ryan, you are too. Gerbils count...
     
  15. JaguarXJ6

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    #16 JaguarXJ6, Dec 14, 2004
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    Ryan, we all respect your viewpoint and your not ashamed it, so why not fight fire with fire? You know we're not going to relent... :D

    I thought the same way you did for a long time (up until 5 years ago) but not because of religious beliefs.

    Without those, it was only a matter of time before I went from abstinence to a try it before you buy it viewpoint.

    Good luck to you and I hope it works out. You have a lot more conviction than we do!

    Sunny
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  16. maranelloman

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    Not at all. I was totally unaware of anyone's virginity, etc. Nor do I care, as it is none of my business. My only intent was humor, not directed at anyone here.

    Ryan...ya gotta admit, he got you good with that erectile joke, esp. when it was you who went after him for the chubster fetish.
     
  17. tbakowsky

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    #18 tbakowsky, Dec 14, 2004
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  18. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Uh huh!

    "I have "THIS FRIEND" who..........

    Come ONNNNNNN!

    DL
     
  19. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

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    Ohh lordy.... I need to make a few calls.
     

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