How did you meet your significant other....

On a double date. I was going out with one of his friends, and I set him up with one of mine. My girl friend and I couldn't find the seat belts in the back of the dark 7er and Omar drove like a madman (even though his friend warned him that girls don't like that.) He hasn't left me alone since.

 

Met her at work. Begged, cheated, pleaded, begged, stole, lied, and begged her to go out with me for 2 months. Decided that she's getting too used to the attention and that she should be made to suffer, so I stopped flirting with her completely and sure as ****, she came back within 24 hours and said that she missed the flirting. A few weeks later I took her out to dinner, followed by drinks at pub in mid-town (we closed the place at 3AM) and then I moved in. That night. Moved in on the first date, took a little time to clear my head and make sure I wasn't being irrational and asked her to marry me ... that was two weeks after the first date. Married on the 1 year anniversary of the first date. Had our first son 4 weeks ago.

Bill in Brooklyn

 

I met my wife as I was letting her out of jail. We were both in a college play and my character let her out of jail. And that was 30+ years ago.

 

At work.

She strategically parked her car next to mine (she NEVER parked there before), I came out one day after work, there she was with her hood up, and she asked me where her air filter was........ and I fell for it.
Of course she had the exact same car model and year I had, and I had an extra air cleaner at my house...... she didn't go home that night

Biggest mistake I EVER made.....

 

Hey that was my MOM, we have been looking for her.