How do you get your neighbors to move?

I'm 150 feet away

 

Now that I can do.

 

Ahahahha it's raining and they only have 2 windows replaced.
I will look into that dog screwball whatever thingy. I often get up at 2:30 am. What a time to try it! I also leave for work around 3:30.am Let's see how late he stays up when he wakes up at 3:00am! This could be fun.

 

Ok, I won't freak the dogs out. I will look into the transmitter dohicky though.

 

I deal with the branch of government that handles this and they need more to go on. Kinda sucks but the last time this happened in Halifax, there was a 3 day stand off with police, along with 1 death. Baby was fine, parents are nutty.

 

GONZO!

I called in a noise complaint last night at 11:00pm and they were quiet for about 15 mins. I called back and this time 3 cars and a wagon showed up... and then it happens.
{Perhaps not exact quotes, but close}
Man moron 1 - "You f'in pigs get off my property!"
Lady cop - "We are here about"
Man moron 1 - "Foff!"
Man cop 1 - "Sir lower your voice please"
Man moron 1 - "I'll f'in kill you!" - directed at the police
Man cop 1 - "Sir you are under arrest!" as he's walking towards the door.
Man moron 2 & 3 - "Leave us alone a$$holes!" - screaming from the back yard.
Me - "Ouch!" - from laughing so hard
Lady moron 1 - "There are more of us than you!" - directed at the police
Man cop 1 - talks to his shoulder and 3 more cars pull up in about 20 seconds
At this time Man cops 1-7 pretty much attack everyone! And Lady cop 1 is pretty much dragging Lady moron 1 by the hair to her police car. A teenager comes out of the house yelling "Leave my mom alone you b**ch!"
Then cop 3 or 4 {it's hard to keep track} grabs him by the foot {the kid is up 3 or 4 stairs} and WHAM! the kid is down in a hurry.
After that there is yelling and death threats, mostly from the police. And that's that.

Now the good part. The little kid wasn't even their son, he was just staying for summer break!
Also, the owner of the house says there is damage inside the house {*looking surprised*}. I told him I could have someone rent that house who wouldn't make a peep. He agreed. Now all I need is someone to move in. :/

 

I haven't mentioned the best part, I probably shouldn't, car lovers on this site may get mad.

 

My video camera was broken by the crack team of border security guards. "How does this open?" "It doesn't" "Are you sure?" "Yes I'm sure!" *crunch*. He tried to pull the eyepiece out. I wanted to pull His eyepiece out.

 

Now, I know you like a good laugh and you also like to "git thins goen", but you may not like this ending....

Yeah, I'm pretty sure, I'll pull down abunch of dodo if you guys find out.

 

2 cars = 1/2 kg of sugar.