How do you get your neighbors to move?

Forzaholics Anonymous · Aug 30, 2004

62 250 GTO said:

2 cars = 1/2 kg of sugar.
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Owwwwwwwwwwww!!! Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...so long as no horsies or bulls were harmed

darth550 · Aug 30, 2004

62 250 GTO said:

2 cars = 1/2 kg of sugar.
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(Shaking head) No, you did not! Why not a ping pong ball injected with chlorine? 4th of July early!!!

LOL--I think

DL

Admiral Thrawn · Aug 30, 2004

I called in a noise complaint last night at 11:00pm and they were quiet for about 15 mins. I called back and this time 3 cars and a wagon showed up... and then it happens.
{Perhaps not exact quotes, but close}
Man moron 1 - "You f'in pigs get off my property!"
Lady cop - "We are here about"
Man moron 1 - "Foff!"
Man cop 1 - "Sir lower your voice please"
Man moron 1 - "I'll f'in kill you!" - directed at the police
Man cop 1 - "Sir you are under arrest!" as he's walking towards the door.
Man moron 2 & 3 - "Leave us alone a$$holes!" - screaming from the back yard.
Me - "Ouch!" - from laughing so hard
Lady moron 1 - "There are more of us than you!" - directed at the police
Man cop 1 - talks to his shoulder and 3 more cars pull up in about 20 seconds
At this time Man cops 1-7 pretty much attack everyone! And Lady cop 1 is pretty much dragging Lady moron 1 by the hair to her police car. A teenager comes out of the house yelling "Leave my mom alone you b**ch!"
Then cop 3 or 4 {it's hard to keep track} grabs him by the foot {the kid is up 3 or 4 stairs} and WHAM! the kid is down in a hurry.
After that there is yelling and death threats, mostly from the police. And that's that.

Now the good part. The little kid wasn't even their son, he was just staying for summer break!
Also, the owner of the house says there is damage inside the house {*looking surprised*}. I told him I could have someone rent that house who wouldn't make a peep. He agreed. Now all I need is someone to move in. :/
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Hahaha! Take that you inbred savages!

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