How long can you sit on the toilet?

gotta love it, only in america... I aint movin! So Ill fuse with a toilet seat...

What the hell was the boyfriend thinking, yeah ill just bring her food and water for two years... what the f***

 

How do you sleep on a toilet, wash your hands, or take a shower. I really don't believe this at all.

 

Me either. How could someone honestly let another person sit for 2 years?

 

Shows how much her family missed her, not seeing or talking to her for 2 years. Plus, every time she took a s*** she could not have wiped so there must be some nasty stuff going on with her.

 

Is there a catagory that would put her in Guinness World Records?

 

Under the category of Weirdest Fu****' person alive.

 

So I'm guessing she never wiped? I wonder if the toilet ever overflowed. So many questions I don't want answered.

 

I still don't believe it is possible. If it is true, she must be in for a ton of physical therapy for her legs and @$$

 

I've fusioned and I can't get up!

For the boyfriend's sake - Sure hope;
A] he liked stinky blow jobs.
B] that place had two bathrooms.

The question begs; Will she write the toilet a Dear John letter?

 

Even Larry The Cable Guy gives up after 20 minutes. The article said that they had to remove the seat along with her ... now THAT is not an easy task. Think about it ... well, actually don't as it will give you sleepless nights. And then there was the surgical removal .. AAAAGGGGGHHHHH.

 

I can't imagine throwing two years away like that. Think of all she could have accomplished.

 

Maybe, maybe not. Some of the world's best writers have admitted that they did their best work while on the pooper. Maybe she was scribbling out her magnum opus and lost track of time.

 

Stand in the shower for two years? Her goals do not appear to be high.

 

Shes going to have a butt ring for the rest of her life
BTW Lets say you average 10 minutes on the bowl everyday and you live to be eighty, you will spend over 200 days on the commode.

 

She probably bought the whole collection of Road and Track off craiglists 2 years ago..and is about done now.

 

O man I thought that the 20 min i spend reading was a long time.

 

LOL, yeah, gone to law school or something. She could have gone to Concord online while she was there, and left the toilet an attorney!

 

I'd rather look at a sink for three years than at the other people influencing the curve.

 

Huh?

 

That only matters if you are behind it.

 

imagine what the girl must be going through right now, practically the entire world laughing at her, that's gotta suck. of course the question is why didn't she want to leave the bathroom, but i think the even bigger question is why didn't the boyfriend do more to get her out of the bathroom?

by the way, my records 15 minutes, i think,

 

Def trumps the dog hoarder story.

 

AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

 

maybe she is a political anallyst