How much?-------------------------

.... A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then sees
the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escaped
her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person
doesn't pop up right
now.

But, as she turns back there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just
touching it... you're going to s h!t yourself when you hear the
price."