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HOW OLD WERE YA ???????????

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How old were ya?

  1. 9

  2. 10

  3. 11

  4. 12

  5. 13

  6. 14

  7. 15

  8. 16

  9. 17

  10. 18

  11. I lost my hands in a tragic chainsaw accident

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  1. Dcup

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    when you first met sally palm ??? iwas 10.
     
  2. CornellCars

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    Jeez, you have been drinking! How old before you figured out the difference between right and left? ;)
     
  3. Dcup

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    #3 Dcup, Oct 14, 2005
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    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thats an easy one -------
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  4. CornellCars

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  5. Dcup

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  6. rammsteinmatt

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    oh, the list only goes down to 9 years old............





    off topic general should have a child forum: "off the hook general" for stuff like this
     
  7. gbrown37

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    none of the above...ill let you know when i get married though
     
  8. Dcup

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    whoever polled this , EXCELENT !!!!!
     
  9. ashsimmonds

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    who's fake cans?
     
  10. TestaRoasta

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    Get a life John, what the hell kind of question is that on a Ferrari chat site?
     
  11. Dcup

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    #11 Dcup, Oct 15, 2005
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    ...hey big boy, does the question bother ya ??? or is it just me. seems like some people are interested. may be your just mad because theres no 45 age their. love ya , xoxoxoxox
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  12. Dcup

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    i dont know ash, but they are beautiful....
     
  13. AJS328

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    Is it because of a strong religious belief or are you really saving it for marriage? Frankly, life is too short. But hey, whatever chokes your chicken. Or doesn't, I guess...
     
  14. gbrown37

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    i actually have some religious beliefs, but thats not the reason im holding out. i know im gonna get blasted but my view is that sex is something very special that should be shared in a special way, in marraige- tho religion teaches that, religion has nothing to do with my personal view that way. i think something like sex shouldnt just be thrown around for fun.
     
  15. scott61

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    #15 scott61, Oct 15, 2005
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    Not sure your understanding the question, The poll is about:

    Answer the Bone-A-Phone
    Assault on a Friendly Weapon
    Backstroke Roulette
    Baiting your Hook
    Batting Practice
    Bash The Candle
    Beat Off
    Beating the Bait
    Beating the Bishop
    Beating the Dummy
    Beating the Snake
    Beating the Stick
    Beating your Meat
    Being your Own Best Friend
    Bleed the Weed
    Blow Your Load
    Bludgeon the Beefsteak
    Boppin' your Bologna
    Box the Jesuit
    Buckin' it
    Buffing the Banana
    Buffing the Wood
    Burping the Worm
    Butter Your Corn
    Calling Down For More Mayo
    Calling All Cum
    Carrying Weight
    Cast Off
    Changing your Oil
    Charm the Cobra
    Choaking Charlie 'till
    He Throws Up
    Choke the Serriff and Wait
    for the Posse to Come
    Choke Kojak



    Civil War
    Cleaning out your Rope
    Clean the Pipes
    Clean your Rifle
    Clubbing Eddy
    Couch Hockey for One
    Cracking the Fat
    Crank the Shank
    Cranking
    Cranking For Cum
    Crown the King
    Cuff the Carrot
    Cuffing the Puppy
    Cum The Scum
    Custer's Last Stand
    Date Miss Michigan
    Date Mother Palm and Her
    Five Daughters
    Devil's Handshake
    Diddle
    Dishonorable Discharge
    Disseminating
    Doddle Whacking
    Doodle Your Noodle
    Do The Dew
    Drain the Dragon
    Drain the Monster
    Drain the Vein
    Dropping A Line
    Dropping Stomach Pancakes
    Firm Your Worm
    Fist ****
    Fist your Mister
    Five Against One
    Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle
    Five Knuckle Olympics
    Flogging Your Dong
    Flogging Your Log
    Flute Solo
    Flying a Kite
    Fondle the Fig
    Freeing the Willies
    Frigging the Love Muscle
    Gallop the Antelope
    Gallop the Maggot
    Getting In Touch With Your Manhood
    Getting In Touch With Yourself
    Getting to Know Yourself
    Personally in the
    "Biblical Sense"
    Getting Your Caps Peeled
    Giving it a Tug
    Giving the John Hancock
    Grease the Pipe
    Greasing your Bone
    Hack the Hog
    Ham Shank
    Hand Job
    Hands on Training
    Hand to Gland Combat
    Hand Work
    Having a Roy
    Have it Off
    Have One Off the Wrist
    Hitchhike Under the Big Top
    Hitching to Heaven
    Hit the Ham
    Holding All The Cards
    Holding Your Sausage Hostage
    Hone your Bone
    Hump your Fist
    Hump your Hose
    Humpin' Air
    Ironing Some Wrinkles
    Jack Hammer
    Jack Off
    Jackin'
    Jackin' the Beanstalk
    Jag Off
    J Arthur Rank
    Jazz Yourself
    Jelly Roll
    Jenny Macarthy Jaunt
    Jerk Off
    Jerk the Gherkin
    Jerk the Johnson
    Jiggle the Jewelry
    Jimmying your Joey
    Killing the Beast
    Knock the Top Off
    Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss
    Pump
    Launching the Hand Shuttle
    Leakin' the Main Drain
    Loping your Mule
    Making the Bald Guy Puke
    Making Nut Butter
    Making Yogurt
    Mangle the Midget
    Manipulate the Mango
    Manual Override
    Masonic Secret Self Handshake
    Massage your Muscle
    Massage your Purple-Headed
    Warrior
    Measuring For Condoms
    Milking the Bull
    Milking the Lizard
    Milking the Monkey
    Milkywaying
    Moulding Hot Plastic
    Nerk your Throbber
    Oil the Glove
    Oiling The Pogo Stick
    One Handed Clapping
    One Man Show
    One Man Tug-O-War
    Pack your Palm
    Paddle the Pickle
    Paint the Pickle
    Pain the Walls
    Pat the Robertson
    Peel Some Chilis
    Male Masturbation
    Peel the Banana
    Peel the Carrot
    Petting Your Dog
    Playing With Dick
    Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends
    Playing With Your Noodle
    Play Pocket Pool
    Play the Organ
    Play the Pisser
    Play the Piss Pipe
    Play the Skin Flute
    Play the Stand-Up Organ
    Playing With the Snake
    Playing Your Instrument
    Play With Yourself
    Plunk your Twanger
    Pocket Pinball
    Pocket Pool

    Polish the Chrome Dome
    Polish the Rocket
    Polish the Sword
    Polish your Bayonet
    Polish your Helmet
    Polish your Piece
    Popping the Porpoise
    Popping The Purple Pimple
    Pound Off
    Pound Your Flounder
    Pound Your Piss Pump
    Pounding your Pud
    Pudwhacking
    Pud Wrestling
    Puddin'
    Pull the Root
    Pulling The Wire
    Pulling Your Goalie
    Pull Off
    Pulling The Piss Pump
    Pull the Pole
    Pull the Pope
    Pull Your Pud
    Pull your Taffy
    Pumping For Pleasure
    Pumping For Power
    Pump the Python
    Punchin' The Clown
    Punchin' The Munchkin
    Punishing Percy
    Punishing the Bishop
    Ram the Ham
    Ride the Great White Knuckler
    Rolling The Fleshy Blunt
    Roman Helmet Rhumba
    Ropin' the Long Horn
    Rope the Pony
    Roughing up the Suspect
    Rounding Up the Tadpoles
    Routin' for the Yankees
    Rub One Out
    Rub the Unicorn's Horn
    Runka
    Scraping Your Carrot
    Scratching the Itch
    Seasonin' Your Meat
    See Mrs. Palmer & Five Daughters
    Self Love
    Sending out the Troops
    Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln
    Shaking Hands With the Governor
    Shaking Hands With Shorty
    Shaking Hands With the
    Unemployed
    Shake the Snake
    Shifting Gears
    Shine Your Pole
    Shining The Helmet
    Shooting Enemies
    Shooting Putty at the Moon
    Shooting Sherman
    Shucking Bubba
    Slam the Hammer
    Slammin' the Salami
    Slappin' Pappy
    Slapping the Clown
    Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
    Slap My Happy Sacks
    Slap the Salami
    Slapping the Cyclops
    Slapping your Chub
    Slinging Jelly
    Sloppy Joe's Last Stand
    Sloppy Sign Language
    Stroke the Stallion
    Smacking your Sister
    Snap the Monkey
    Snap the Whip
    Snapping Your Carrot
    Spank the Frank
    Spank your Monkey
    Spear Chucking
    Spreading the Mayo
    Spunk the Monk
    Squeeze the Cream From the
    Flesh Twinkie
    Squeeze the Lemon
    Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste
    Squeezing the Burrito
    Staff Meeting
    Stall Clapping
    Stir the Soup
    Stroke Off
    Stroking It
    Stroking your Goat
    Stroke your Poker
    Taking a Shake Break
    Tame the Wild Hog
    Tap the Turkey
    Tease the Python
    Tease the Weasle
    Tenderize the Meat
    The Erky Jerk
    The Sticky Page Rhumba
    Threading a Needle
    Throw off a Batch
    Throwin' Down
    Thump the Pump
    Tickle the Elmo
    Tickle the Pickle
    Toss Off
    Toss the Boss
    Toss the Turkey
    Tugging your Tapioka Tube
    Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake
    Tug of War with Cyclops
    Tuning the Antenna
    Turning Japanese
    Tussle with Your Muscle
    Unwapping the Pepperoni
    Varnishing the Cane
    Wailing
    Walk the Dog
    Walking Willie the One
    Eyed Wonder Worm
    Wank
    Waxing the Dolphin
    Wax your Jackson
    Wax your Weasel
    Wax your Willy
    Whack Off
    Whack Your Tack
    Whip the Dummy
    Whip your Dripper
    Whipping the One-Eyed
    Wonder Weasle
    Whipping the Pony
    Whipping the Window Washer
    White Water Wristing
    Whizzin' Jizzim
    Wiggling your Worm
    Winding the Jack In The Box
    Wonk your Conker
    Working a Cramp out of your Muscle
    Working your Willy
    Wrestling the Eel
    Wring Out your Rope
    Wring Your Thing
    Yahtzee
    Yank My Doodle
    Yank Off
    Yank the Yodle
    Yank your Crank
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  16. gbrown37

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    i understand it fine. if youll read my first post, i said ill tell you when it happens. therefore, one can or should come to the assumption that it hasnt happened yet.
     
  17. AJS328

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    Not to be a buzzkill but I think you're setting yourself up for disapointment. Sex is great (hell, masturbation is great for that matter) but it's certainly not worth waiting THAT long for! It sounds like, by your plan, you'd be having sex with only one woman in your entire life. You really think that's a good idea? What if she's no good at it? Or worse yet, what if it doesn't work out and you both split after a short while? You will have waited all of those long years saving yourself for nothing! Again, if this is something you really feel strongly about then that's cool.
     
  18. gbrown37

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    its something i do feel strong about. and to be honest, yes i am planning on having sex with that one person my entire life. and if she isnt good at it, so be it; thats not a big deal to me. people alsways say sex is awesome and all that, but thinkabout it when youre old and on your deathbed and out of the have-fun mindset that we are in for the first half of our lives, whatll be more important to you: not having shagged 100 times or not having experied love?there is much more to life than just sex and i am going to prove that not to others but to myself. i appreciate the questionoing however, i hope it opens up some thought to some people, as it has in the past for me
     
  19. otaku

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    Variety is the spice of life! haha lol. can't just stick to one! Yeah hasn't happened to me yet either haven't found any girls I've wanted to with (I'm picky) there was one but my dad walked in on us before we got anywhere :(
     
  20. darth550

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  21. Dcup

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    SCOTT61, --ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, dude that is funny as hell !!!!!! i still have tears in my eyes frm laughing !!!!!!! [ choking charlie till he throws uo } ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude that is the f--n best !!!!!!
     
  22. Dcup

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    #22 Dcup, Oct 15, 2005
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    gbrown, i respect your religious beliefs totally !!!! and god bless you. BUT you mean to tell me if this walked up to you and said-- take me im your for the night do what ever you want and i ll do anything you desire--- you mean you would say no ?????????????
    ps, i dont even care what the face looks like, this is all i need to close the deal...
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  23. Manny

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    Amen!!
     
  24. darth550

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    Yeah, good plan! You'll never know the difference!
     
  25. 2000YELLOW360

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    Scott:

    Tell me you cut and pasted that. If you actually took the time to type that, then I'm speechless. Are you sure that you were forgiven? Or were you making that list, instead? ??????

    Had me in hysterics though.

    Art
     

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