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HOW OLD WHERE YA ????????

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  1. sduke

    sduke Formula Junior

    Mar 10, 2003
    825
    The Hub City, Texas
    Full Name:
    Steven D
    17 years old. I dated this girl for over a year and she got put on birth control pills for irregular cycles. I finally talked her into the deed and her dad, who I thought was out of town, caught us in the living room doing the horizontal bop.

    I was certain that I had taken my last breath on this world. He stood there staring at us without any emotion or any words. She started crying, I started looking for my pants. I left everything else, shoes, shirt, socks, underwear, and as quickly as possible exited the house, got into my car, and drove home.

    I told my dad as soon as I walked in the house what had happened because I was afraid her dad would come gunning for me. My dad snickered and told me to stay indoors all weekend and see what happens.

    Well, someone shot the back glass out of my car, and my girlfriend was shipped out of town by the end of the weekend. I never saw her again. Never got my clothes back either.

    I ran into her dad about 10 years ago and he didn't even recognize me. He tried to sell me car insurance. Needless to say I didn't ask about his daughter or offer my name. LOL!!!
     
  2. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Feb 27, 2005
    12,091
    oh wait that counts? the same thing happened to me, except my gf's father was swinging a golf club at me. no contact to my skin, but i had to break up with her. I didn;t count it before because there was no release of fluid...
     
  3. 550Maranello575

    550Maranello575 Formula 3

    Oct 20, 2004
    1,164
    Everett WA
    Full Name:
    Andrew W
    Still a virgin... give me a month ;)
     
  4. Kelsa

    Kelsa F1 Veteran

    Jul 25, 2005
    5,376
    Adult Toy Land
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    Crazy Chinaman
    16, with the then new 23 year old music teacher. too drunk and druged to remember the whole thing.
     
  5. j15

    j15 F1 Rookie

    Jan 5, 2005
    2,624
    Sydney Australia
    Full Name:
    Jeh
    lost my virginity about a month ago with my girlfriend, I'm 17. We broke up last week and i think having sex with her was the biggest mistake of my 17 years on this earth
     
  6. scud

    scud F1 World Champ

    Oct 2, 2004
    11,803
    no it wasn't. the one you knock back is the one you never get back....you young boys have a lot to learn
     
  7. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
    35,532
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    HUBBSTER
    Nice work, I was 15, she was 17, she was my GF for a few months, AFter she dumped me for being obsessed w her & being a wuss I didnt get any more until I was 18, that suxed LOL

    I could go 10 rounds easily back then but not much on skills

    These days I have mad skills but I get bored after 2 rounds

    unless theres a Menage involved ;)
     
  8. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
    35,532
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    HUBBSTER
    Why such a gloomy gus ? Its really rough the 1st time but believe me you'll see A LOT more action :) You just barely started on the path to being a Player.

    I'm going to send you a PM you'll want to look at
     
  9. SupercarGuru

    SupercarGuru F1 Rookie
    Sponsor

    Dec 14, 2003
    3,744
    Fl
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    John Temerian
    the day i got my license hahaha in the back of a black convertible jag : )
     
  10. SupercarGuru

    SupercarGuru F1 Rookie
    Sponsor

    Dec 14, 2003
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    John Temerian

    LOL
     
  11. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

    Oct 15, 2004
    10,142
    Redondo Beach, CA
    Full Name:
    Chris
    I was 21, she was an 18 year-old porn star. We were in the bedroom of a porn producer in Vegas.

    I may have come into the game a bit late but my entrance was anything but normal. ;)

    C.
     
  12. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    61,218
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    BCHC
    Will it require a CC and a password? ;)
     
  13. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

    Jul 8, 2005
    2,168
    When ur a 20+ virgin male, you instantly become a player by default.....
     
  14. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
    Between 2 Implants
    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    i envy you soooooooooooooo damn much !!!!!!!!!!!! i m going to make a statue in your honor.
     
  15. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
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    Claude Balls
    #40 Dcup, Sep 5, 2005
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    this is her now, i dont know what you did but it is a beautiful thing...
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  16. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
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    I did a pornstar once, Carla Ferrari LOL

    It was ok, Ive had a lot better
     
  17. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 14, 2003
    26,624
    Montreal Canada
    Full Name:
    Bernie
    21...with my first wife...prior to getting married of course.
     
  18. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

    Oct 15, 2004
    10,142
    Redondo Beach, CA
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    Chris
    They generally work better in multiples. Still, the best BJ I've ever had was from a 'husky' chick, FWIW. ;)

    C.
     
  19. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
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    Claude Balls
    thats because she was trying to eat it. all fat broads are always hungary, especially for cack candy...
     
  20. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 14, 2003
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    Bernie
    HEY!!!! Lots to be said about fat broads!!!!
     
  21. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
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    Claude Balls
    no disrespect intended.
     
  22. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 14, 2003
    26,624
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    Bernie
    No offense taken...and how can I be angry at a gent with such an avatar...ROCK ON!!!
     
  23. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
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    Claude Balls
    thats my g/f and her sister. lol
     
  24. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

    Jul 8, 2005
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  25. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
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    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    yep, you should see what they do when they get drunk.
     

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