HOW OLD WHERE YA ????????

23 (24 in a month) and still a virgin. By my own choice. Had a few chances and never did it because I want to care about the girl, and I really didn't want to deal with the aftermath of the girls emotions when I would have told them "I don't want to have anything to do with you."

 

Yup! Keep it in the family's what I've always said.

 

Man, some of you guys have got some cool stories. Mine is so boring

 

20 years old last Dec. It's a story I'm not too proud of and would take it back if i could. Still friendly w/ the girl, but the way it went down was anything but Amazing.

 

You'uns frum Noth Cahliny too?

 

Over half-way to the 40-Year-Old-Virgin deal. I'm not desperate or rushed. No need to be. I've got other things to focus on right now (school, graduation, work...). Don't need the drama and emotional baggage with all of that.

 

LOL...Do you REALLY care????

 

Yes, especially when the next day she says she may have Mono and a few days later is "a few days late," regardless of the fact it was impossible it could have been mine, when its your first time you get scared.

 

Uhhhh, If youre thinking of CMY and "making" a statue...I'm worried about you!

 

..so I shouldn't take up John on the offer to fly me out and "pose" for him?

 

You own an F40 and you did the horizontal bone dance with a porn star? You sir are a f*cking PIMP.

 

you forgot the slutmobile! double the pimp status!

 

That all depends on which way your crow flies!!!

 

In L.A., Getting laid with a Ferrari is about as difficult as breathing! The real trick is getting the
b!tch to disappear in the morning!

 

Shoot, how could I forget. Between Tyson and William that car has seen a lot of arse.

 

Gold diggers in L.A., I'm calling BS.

 

I don't seem to have a problem, sans Ferrari.

The best part is that once they realize I'm broke they do leave in the morning!

 

i might have asked this in another thread, but just curious, how many of all of you waited until you were married?

i plan on it, dont want to deal with any emo stuff. could have done it but for that very reason i havent and wont until its the one. and for all the other people who have said theyre gonna wait- props and rock on

also, like Patrick said, i go to an all-guys school but in all honesty its not that bad. we have classroom discussions we could never ever have with girls present, and all in all its a much better experience i think. no, im not gay either, i get that a lot

 

LOL, the Slutmobile will be out of the shop next week w a new red/black interior. Photos coming soon

 

NOOOO

Say it aint so!!!!!

 

This thread has told me more about the members of F-Chat than any previous thread has so far. WHAT A BUNCH OF DORKS!

I was 14, suckers! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

More important things as a young man than getting laid??? Give me a f.ucking break!! We're talking about high school for the most part here. What's more important? You don't have to pay taxes or support a family (well, maybe if you're in KY). Grades? Please!

Jesus Christ, I'm going to have a heart attack!

 

The next post will be John Lamour saying that I didn't mention it was with a guy. Just wait.


(It wasn't. 16 year old slut whore, actually)

 

oh oh oh oh oh john can i say it this time?????? *raising hand*

 

Bring it on, virgin!