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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by A.J, Apr 22, 2009.

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  1. Testacojones

    Testacojones F1 Veteran

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    I think he meant that these type of cars are bought to get easy pusssy.
     
  2. TheMayor

    TheMayor Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Well there is an old Ferrari joke that fits here:

    One day many years ago, a reporter went to visit the Pope in the Vatican. While in the Pope's office, he saw a beautiful diamond encrusted golden telephone with angels surronding it. Strangely, it had no dial.

    The reporter asked the Pope: "Your Eminence: what is that phone for?"

    The Pope answered: "Its a direct line to GOD. All I have to do is pick it up and I can speak to Him"

    The reporter asked "Can I speak with Him?"

    The Pope said "Sure, but it will cost you one million dollars."

    The reporter said he didn't have a million dollars and left very disappointed that he couldn't talk to God.

    The next day, the reporter went to Maranello to inteview Enzo Ferrari.

    In Il Commadore's office, the reporter noticed the exact same telephone that was in the office of the Pope.

    He asked Enzo "Can I speak to God with your phone?"

    Enzo responded: "Sure, but it will cost you 10 cents".

    The reporter said "10 cents! The Pope said it would cost a million dollars!"

    Enzo replied: "That's because from here it's a local call".
     
  3. enzokidd

    enzokidd Formula Junior

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    the devil drives a prius..
     
  4. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Perfect!
     
  5. A.J

    A.J Karting

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    Now that would be hilarious LOL
     
  6. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    A: "He lost the race. -- Don't you watch "Pinks"?" ;)
     
  7. MBFerrari

    MBFerrari F1 Veteran

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    On a family guy episode, the family sings "The Rose" song in a Red car. It is hard to tell what kind of Ferrari it is, but I think it must be a 400i, because of the angular A-arm posts...here is the link. From this I must deduce that any Ferrari with four seats is of the devil :p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2GoERQXLmE
     
  8. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Lol lol!! Crazy **** man! :D:D
     
  9. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    #34 WILLIAM H, Apr 23, 2009
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    You should have told him the Devil drives a Lamborghini Diablo or rides in Air Force One

    I had a quite different intersection run in w a Preacher

    I was driving my 512TR as he was telling the gospel so naturally he hit me up for $, I slipped him a $20

    and he said loudly "and may God keep blessing you " :)
     
  10. Chupacabra

    Chupacabra F1 Rookie
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    I've always thought that the F50 looks a little devilish, especially the front. In a good way, of course.
     
  11. futureowner

    futureowner Formula 3

    Mar 24, 2006
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    Odd, my fiancee thinks the same thing about the Enzo. Always refers to it as the "bad juju" car.
     
  12. Tokyo Drftr

    Tokyo Drftr Formula 3

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    And has to be red
     
  13. #Lennard

    #Lennard Formula 3

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    Lennard
    Is the car registered on your wife's name?
     
  14. Chupacabra

    Chupacabra F1 Rookie
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    Aww, c'mon, didn't they build the Pope an Enzo? :)
     
  15. kongman

    kongman F1 Rookie

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    they say that the diablo engine has the firing order printed on top and if you ring it with your phone satan picks it up ...........or sometime wax if satans busy
     
  16. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    Nope, a Boxer. BB for BB
     

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