How tall are you?

I am taller than Darth550 and shorter than Maranelloman. Carbie outweighs me.

When comparing myself to known celebrites, I often refer to my biceps as the 24 inches of Unweilding Manhood.

Though, this time of year my unwielding biceps have partners in the flabby Man Tits of Doom. Not only are they flabby, but they have tit hair.

I am soooo sexy.

 

They list Cher as 5' 4", down from her original height of 5' 11". It's amazing what plastic surgeons are able to do these days...

 

i'm between Bette Midler and Danny Devito.

on a "looks" scale that is. i'm pretty short too.

 

Take that, Mary Queen of Scots! In your face.

 

I'm 5'8".

I never liked this.

Until I fell in love with F-Cars.

I fit in every one.