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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase :

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    How to ask your Boss for a salary increase :

    One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

    Dear Bo$$

    In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

    I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

    Your$ $incerely,


    Norman


    The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :


    Dear NOrman,

    I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

    NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

    I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean..

    Yours truly,

    Manager
     
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  3. MS250

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    Dude,
    How do you think of these things all day long ????
     
  4. Enzo

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    I Usually just look across the dinner table and say please.
     

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