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  1. TestShoot

    TestShoot F1 World Champ
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    #1 TestShoot, Mar 3, 2006
    so we have had the ultimate bachelor pad guide, how to read body language and so on. Since at some point this advice will work for you, now you have to do something to get her to go home. My thoughts:

    1) my wife/parents will be home soon
    2) call her by her sister's or best friend's name
    3) "Oh dammit, the webcam was facing the wrong way, the guys on Ferrarichat are not gonna be pleased, we have to do it again honey, this time face the camera"

    please add to the list.
     
  2. stugots

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    #2 stugots, Mar 3, 2006
    Bunny Suit, 12v automotive battery, jumper cables and a large wet sponge
     
  3. quartermaster

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    #3 quartermaster, Mar 3, 2006
    Lock yourself in the bathroom.

    or, try the direct approach, and say the 3 words every woman wants to hear: "please go home".

    The bottom line is, that after spending time with one of the degenerates from this site, most females are looking to find an excuse to leave anyway!:)
     
  4. boffin218

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    #4 boffin218, Mar 3, 2006
    You can do the "Tucker Max special" and toss her clothes out the window and into the yard, then lock the door behind her.


    WARNING: the following link should not be read by anyone who believes even the slightest bit in human dignity and good taste, or who possesses even the most basic of scruples or any sense of morality. If you're offended, don't say we didn't warn you.

    http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_****s_fat_girl_hilarity_ensues.phtml#620
     
  5. Ferrariguy2

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    #5 Ferrariguy2, Mar 3, 2006
    take a dump on her chest
     
  6. Gilles27

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    #6 Gilles27, Mar 3, 2006
    "Beat it."
     
  7. TestShoot

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    #7 TestShoot, Mar 3, 2006
    yeah, my irish friends said to piss on her :( but i mean get rid of her not violate her
     
  8. ^@#&

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    #8 ^@#&, Mar 3, 2006
    tell her that she needs to be tested for syphillis now
     
  9. Stephanie

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    #9 Stephanie, Mar 3, 2006
    My ex is dropping the kids off shortly..
     
  10. NYCFERRARIS

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    #10 NYCFERRARIS, Mar 3, 2006
    wouldn't leave really liked hangn' in NY in my penthouse rent free....my friend knocked on the door and when she answered said he was INS and she had to leave...( hey you know border control and all that, got to secure the borders.)
     
  11. NYCFERRARIS

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    #11 NYCFERRARIS, Mar 3, 2006
    or
    what's for dinner?
     
  12. justhrowit

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    #12 justhrowit, Mar 3, 2006

    We didn't need any personal information/experiences. You should have kept that one to yourself.

    J
     
  13. neilmac

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    #13 neilmac, Mar 3, 2006
    Wait until her cell phone starts beeping in her purse and say 'Whoa, you're backing up!'

    Ask her if she's been putting on weight lately.

    More later when my chauvinistic hat is firmly on.

    Neil
     
  14. CMY

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    #14 CMY, Mar 3, 2006
    "I'm broke".
     
  15. ^@#&

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    #15 ^@#&, Mar 3, 2006
    But Gwen still hasn't left... :D
     
  16. psmaia

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    #16 psmaia, Mar 3, 2006
    tell her you need to borrow a few bucks...
     
  17. jungathart

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    #17 jungathart, Mar 3, 2006
    Tell her you've got to meet someone at the next showing of "Brokeback Mountain"!
     
  18. Ferrari0324

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    #18 Ferrari0324, Mar 3, 2006
    "****, I FORGOT TO WEAR A CONDOM!!!"
     
  19. shiggins

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    #19 shiggins, Mar 3, 2006
    My thoughts, say "Time for you to leave, thanks for coming"
     
  20. wax

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    #20 wax, Mar 3, 2006
    Lipstick on collar. Not her color.
     
  21. stugots

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    #21 stugots, Mar 3, 2006
    or not, as long as I did...
     
  22. Stephanie

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    #22 Stephanie, Mar 3, 2006
    "Soooo.. How much do I owe you?" :D
     
  23. TestShoot

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    #23 TestShoot, Mar 3, 2006
    i am adding steph to my myspace friend's list :)
     
  24. J.P.Sarti

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    #24 J.P.Sarti, Mar 3, 2006
    Call her by a wrong name a few times after sexual favors

    Tell her you are late for your next date and she should leave

    If you have just met her tell her you really love her and want her to go and meet your parents
     
  25. nct

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    #25 nct, Mar 3, 2006
    Tell her you've invited a few good mates around and it would only be good manners if she puts out for them. When she gets pissed off, act surpirsed and say that you thought she WAS that kind of girl. But in my experience the best option is to move apartments.
     
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