how to get her to leave

Dude, just tell her the truth: You had a wonderful time last night & now need to do your own thing in the AM & add that you will call her later. If she doesn't get it, tell her you will take her to breakfast at a nice place another day (while handing her her clothes) & will call her. Look her in the eye & just say I need some time alone in the morining.

 

"You're different from the men I've had before. How do you shave your legs so smooth ?"

(looking to the closet) "OK, boys, I'm done, your turn."

(going to the window and looking up at the forbidding house next door) "No, Mother, I am not going to kill this one !"

"What's for breakfast ?"

"I'm feeling all tingly down there. Honey, take a look, is it my herpes ?"

"Oops, dang rubber broke again. You ARE HIV positive too, right ?"

 

I like you already. You are gay right?
No turbo flat here.

 

You're a shemale right ? I know what the "one" in Venusone stands for.

 

Not. All GRADE A 100 % woman. Can you deal?

 

What the heck is a "GRAGE A" woman.

Make that a 101 %. A woman with a little extra than what nature intended.

 

Grade A is a beef standard. And I have it. No injections, no pills. You can't keep up in the gym so you have to ask. Are you flat?

 

So what you're saying is you're a naturally androgenised Grade A shemale beefcake ? Still having your periods, or did they stop when your pee pee grew out ?

 

I guess you have never seen the female bodybuilders on stage today? Look at me & compair. I'm all natural.

 

No thanks, I don't go for female bodybuilders (even the genuine female ones). They gross me out big time. Whatever possesses a woman to voluntarily abandon her natural feminine beauty to become a gross mutated looking being, I will never know.

Of course, in your case, there was no natural feminine beauty to begin with, right ? No great loss there.

 

I guess you are athletically challenged & no good at any sport. I think a fit woman would shrivel your dick. Sorry, you are such a couch potato.

 

Honey, you're shrivelling my dick right now. Just the thought of your hideousness on the other end of this connection somewhere is enough to de-arouse me for many, many days.

Sorry you're such a fugly man wannabe.

 

OK, enough of this, we're supposed to be giving TestShoot some real advice here ! Venus, I know you'll never be on the other end of this situation since no man with his marbles intact and passable eyesight will mistake you for a woman, but do try and play along in the spirit of the thread instead of detracting from it.

 

I think that was exactly his point!

NimROD!

 

Hey, I would have made her pay rent "Go pick up another kinky chick & dont come back without her " LOL

 

For you I would say just pay her and call a cab!

 

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Seeing as you're bumping all your old threads, where's the bachelor pad one I saw mentioned?