How to get rid of clingy chicks?

Umm, the answer to this is simple....

1. Start up your own business.

2. Don't go in till noon.

3. Work till midnight.

Viola! Excuse made. You are too busy to call her during the day, and by the time you're off work it's so late that all you want to do is go to the pub for a pint. Worked for me

 

First thing you do is start doing lots and lots of cocaine. Just coke out, man. Don’t shave, watch TV all day, don’t bathe…. You get the picture.

Start selling stuff to friends at cut rate prices! “Hey many you want a fridge? Give me $25 and its yours!” Don’t sell the TV mind you, you need something to do.

The beauty of it is that after a few weeks, SHE LEAVES!!!! It’s flawless, man!!!! Now what really rocks is that she feels like **** because SHE LEFT YOU WHEN YOU NEEDED HER MOST!!!!! AhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Then go get your stuff back from the friends.)

 

"You may want to get yourself tested ..."

 

Sound advice from the Rev. Sam Kinison!!!

 

Wanna really get rid of her: "beans, Beans..BEANS!!!" Farting always turns them off.

 

Get a married & very pregnant woman friend to help you out. Bump into the target with the woman friend on your arm. They'll be gone faster than someone can say "engage".

 

Why does that sound like "the voice of experiance" talking...?

 

wake up every morning, ask her to make 2 eggs for u, 1 fried, 1 boiled.

 

Tell her your a really nice girl but I think i'm gay

 

LOL


Weave SF tv/film quotes into every sentence.
("Luke -- I *am* your father ... pull my finger")

Start singing showtunes, such as "I enjoy being a girl"

But I think many of us on this site have experienced that one of the best ways of driving away most women is to give long detailed technical descriptions of the stuff you did on your car over the weekend.

Or tell her in detail about the last sport you watched on TV.


In other words: Insist that she listen to you ramble about the stuff that interests you, for a change.

 

Sleep with her sister.

 

*Work (as someone mentioned), no time etc
but here´s my favorite one....you have a psychological condition. Pretend your nuts....talk to yourself, talk to imaginary people, move around like someone is following you....pick up empty sheets of paper and watch them for a very long time.....look at various plants and tell them to go away etc.

 

Agree totally mate.
3 simple words-
I AM GAY.

 

Quite frankly Eric...I'm shocked you would ever suggest such a lurid, salacious, interesting (if the sister's hot) proposition.

 

But I have field data to prove this works!!!

 

I did this also, worked great. We still talk, but dont date.

 

Call her bluff.....propose to her!

 

Have you tried "sorry, wrong hole"?

 

By "field data" do you mean "been there, done that"?

 

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How would it help if he told her you're gay??



(Sorry, I couldn't resist taking advantage of this minor grammatical ambiguity...)

 

I flat out told the last one that she is annoying the piss out of me and needs to leave me alone from this moment on.

Haven't heard anything from months and she stays on her side of bar/restaurant/club if we happen to cross paths.

 

I guess that nothing beats the "direct approach".