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how would you have ended Friends?

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  1. jonesn

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    I would have replaced all of the actors with black actors and do the show with no explanation why whatsoever :) Everything else stays the same.
     
  2. sjb509

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    Chandler, Joey, & Ross leave for the peace corps in the first scene.

    To get over the loss of their friends, the girls hot-oil wrestle for the next 55 minutes.
     
  3. DrStranglove

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    Carpet bombing??
     
  4. Doody

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    i'm with doc.

    they charter a jet to head off to the bahamas for a weekend adn the plane goes down.

    never got that show.

    doody.
     
  5. Tyler

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    mass suicide
     
  6. Hubert888

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    i second that! the show was sooo overplayed over the years. its good that it ended. the finale suxed a$$ too.
     
  7. writerguy

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    they are all sitting back in the Coffee shop when Gunther gets fired and comes back in with an AK47 shredding the place with lead....


    then he is told they were only joking and he wasn't fired
     
  8. WJHMH

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    This thing won't end. Most likely some executive will try a spin off of the series like Cheers to Frasier, All in the Family to The Jefferson’s or Archie's place, etc.... I think NBC tried this with Seinfeld & the projects failed miserably. If it was up to me I'd agree with Tyler & just have them drink poisoned coffee.
     
  9. maranelloman

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    The coffee shop catches fire, and they are the only ones in it. The door locks malfunction. They all die of smoke inhalation. 50 million people pontaneously break out in applause.
     
  10. TexasF355F1

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    LMFAO! They could have just started their own cult.
     
  11. WJHMH

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    They tried Jim Jones coffee, Guiana Jonestown blend?
     
  12. Etcetera

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    I would have ended it with an all night shagathon with Jennifer Aniston, and maybe a double dip with that black haired skinny gal.
     
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    6 bullets (or ever how many) then charge the families for the bullets like the Chinese do.
     
  14. smsmd

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    Much, much sooner.
     
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    They all go to the coffee house - Rachel is covered in Pig's blood after a practical joke played by Ross, Chandler, Joey & Monica goes terribly awry. Using psychotic powers, Rachel makes the doors to Stage 24 slam - everybody; audience, cast, crew, producers, agents... dies spectacularly. There is no sequel.
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  17. Mitch Alsup

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    Having dinner together at some chic restaurant when in the front door runs 5 big mafiosos with machine guns and take out the whole establishment in one big blood mess.
     
  18. WJHMH

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    1) They all attend a track side F1 race gone wrong!
    2) Friends to the end!
     
  19. TexasF355F1

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    LMFAO!! The Friends trip to Europe turns tragic. HAHAHA

    Damn we are all horrible people aren't we.......hehehe
     
  20. Z0RR0

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    I'd see Michael Jackson coming in and asking for a Coffee. Then he gets stomped by a mammoth. Then the mammoth takes off its coat and eats one of them (don't care who and would be unable to name anyone else than Jennifer Anniston...). Since they are friends, as revenge, they set the coat of the mammoth on fire. But the mammoth hid a nuclear bomb in his trump, and he sets it off before flying away. Some dude is able to stop it when the timer shows 0:00:000000001 s before total destruction. So all the remaining friends are happy and dance on the burned mammoth coat. Then the coat eats them. They all die.

    :D
     
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    .....and Great White plays on!

    DL
     
  22. maranelloman

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  24. UroTrash

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    I hear the nights can get REALLY long in Canada...
     
  25. jonesn

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    ...with easy access to drugs :)
     

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