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Discussion in 'Other Racing' started by sduke, May 31, 2004.

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  1. sduke

    sduke Formula Junior

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    #1 sduke, May 31, 2004
    I was just watching Windtunnel on Speed. A rather rural sounding woman called in complaining about the road-course races in NASCAR, Seems she hates them! Dave Despain asked her if she had considered that NASCAR seeks to run on road-courses in order to add variety and to add credibility to the series?

    The woman replied that she could see his point but the road-courses confuse her! She preferred only four turns so she could tell where the cars are! She went on to add that there was no need for a turn 11. LOL!!!!!!

    I have to say, I am a little nervous about having watched a NASCAR race. Before now, I considered NASCAR a soap opera with cars. Harmless entertainment more closely related to wrestling. Now, I am afraid it may be lobotomizing an entire population of unsuspecting southern people.

    Have any clinical trials been performed on hard-core NASCAR fans to establish the amount of damage being done to their ability to form cogent thought?
     
  2. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    #2 judge4re, May 31, 2004
    Does anyone still have the video with Despain bleeped out going off about the reason that there is too much Nascar on the network is because there are too many f'ing Nascar fans? Boy is that a classic.
     
  3. imperial83

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    #3 imperial83, May 31, 2004
    NASCAR, NECKCAR, left turn series, drive in circles series... call it what you may. It is the most pathetic form of motor racing on the face of this planet. Even more sorry are its fans who are engulfed by it.
     
  4. UroTrash

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    #4 UroTrash, May 31, 2004

    I have heard that this epidemic has spread far from the South and is affecting people from New England to southern California.

    The CDC should provide some containment strategy, but like HIV, it has gotten to be more of a political issue rather than a purely medical one. Fortunately, an IQ of 64 seems to be plenty adequate to survive in the USA...


    I guess you can think of it as the South's retribution for the disgrace of lossing the War of Northern Aggression.
     
  5. beast

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    #5 beast, May 31, 2004
    They have and they found that there is no sign of life in a NECKCAR fan... they have a simple vocabulary...... Beer, Sex, and the name and # of the drivers.

    Researchers have determined that the cause of this limited brain function is the fact that there family tree has no branches :D
     
  6. PSk

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    #6 PSk, May 31, 2004
    Hahahahahahaha ... that is too cruel :D :D :D, can't stop laughing!

    Pete
     
  7. wax

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    #7 wax, May 31, 2004
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    And of course, children are named after aforementioned drivers. Here is the courtship ritual:
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  8. imperial83

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    #8 imperial83, May 31, 2004
    A small derivation of your picture.
     
  9. bernardo66

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    #9 bernardo66, Jun 1, 2004
    ...or get sent to the electric chair.
     

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