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I caught my dad with my GF, what should I do?

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  1. SefacHotRodder

    SefacHotRodder F1 World Champ

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    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swingin on him?

    or

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.


    heres pics of my GF for you guys cuz i know you'll ask...










































































































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  2. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    ROTFLMAO!! :D :D
     
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  3. ag512bbi

    ag512bbi F1 Veteran Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Have a 3some. Keep it in the family!
     
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  4. toggie

    toggie F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Thanks for posting the pic of your GF. She is a hottie, for sure.
     
    toggie, Jun 11, 2009
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  5. jk0001

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    She looks like mine, only mine is more chunky.
     
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  6. Wade

    Wade Three Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Post some pics on the Ex GF website!

    Then upgrade GF Supreme
     
    Wade, Jun 11, 2009
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  7. ScuderiaShield

    ScuderiaShield Karting

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    That was awesome! Thanks man you made me laugh out loud!
     
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  8. REMIX

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    I was totally hoping this was for real. What a letdown...

    RMX
     
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  9. junglistluder

    junglistluder F1 Rookie Owner Silver Subscribed

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    HAHAHAHAHA! :D
     
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  10. GuyIncognito

    GuyIncognito Nine Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    nice one, Chris :D
     
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  11. BT

    BT F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    No need to kick the GF to the curb. Just wipe the GF's inside with a soft rag, and your dad's meat juices should come off pretty easily. Dispose of the rag as you wish, or better yet, teach your dad a lesson by making him wipe the inside of your GF down! Don't use any caustic cleaners as the natural flavors built up on the GF will be forever lost. Then you can continue putting your own meat in the GF.
    :)
    BT
     
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  12. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    You have that young testosterone vigor but your dad has skilled time honed expertise. Who has the best body? Most size? Smoothest tongue (sexist bed talk)?
    Clearly your dad does not respect you at all or would not have gone there. Dump him & the GF.
     
    venusone, Jun 12, 2009
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  13. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh, that's rich!
     
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  14. cicatrix

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    Coming from you, this sounds almost homo erotic... I think I will take a break from off topic.
     
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  15. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    So are you homo erotic phobic?
     
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  16. amslb182

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    lol that was funny
     
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  17. bernardo66

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    He put his meat in that???? Wow...talk about S&M!
     
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    S&M? Sausage and meatballs?
     
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  20. cicatrix

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    No, I'm just scared to run into you in a dark alley.
     
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  21. 275 GTB

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    Hope you and your Dad enjoy the weiners!!
     
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  22. DriveAfterDark

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    What does GF stand for (other than girlfriend)?
     
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    George Foreman
     
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  25. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    I see your GF likes it on the bottom. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool :D
     
    agup48, Jun 14, 2009
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