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i fought the law and the, law won

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  1. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

    Feb 14, 2004
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    um, well tonight's been an interesting evening... :D may or may not elaborate tomorrow, perhaps mhh might chime in....

    got the lady on her way over to make valentines even more interesting (if possible :confused: ) so seeya suckers!
     
  2. scud

    scud F1 World Champ

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    post a pic
     
  3. FFOUR

    FFOUR F1 Veteran

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    please elaborate now, I'm curious......or email me the info. :)
     
  4. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    what a prick! he's got us ALL curious!
     
  5. kayman

    kayman Formula Junior

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    BASTARD!...
     
  6. SPEEDCORE

    SPEEDCORE Four Time F1 World Champ

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    ditto
     
  7. mhh

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    Ash and I went up the freeway to film the Gallardo in the tunnels. I dropped Ash at the tunnel exit and went up to turn around. On the second pass, a police car stopped and booked Ash for "being on a roadway" or something ($25 fine). Seems a truckie thought Ash looked like a suicider or rock thrower and radioed the police! As I came screaming out of the tunnel, there was Ash being interviewed next to a cop car with flashing lights. My brakes are pretty good fortunately!

    The cop was pretty good about it. He gave Ash a ride to the Mobil where I was waiting.
     
  8. scud

    scud F1 World Champ

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    that's funny , did you 5hit when you saw the cop ? i assume you will cover the fine for him ?
     
  9. mhh

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    Yes (!) and yes. :)
     
  10. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    hopefully there's not too many more days in my life where i leave in a Lamborghini and return in a cop car.

    i just hope the little bit of footage was worth it, and wish i had the balls to keep the camera rolling when the police turned up...
     
  11. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    You always seem to get a good ride in the back of a cop car :( hehe
     
  12. chewy7

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    hahahahaha thats a good one :D

    even gave him a fine, for being on a roadway, its sad they didnt let him off with a warning, but a fine, jeezz....always there when you dont want them to be, and never there when you need em..:D
     
  13. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    "Contravening no pedestrian signs" is what it's called, sounds odd, not sure how i can contravene something that wasn't there...

    i think the truckie was a bit of a drama queen. all i did was cross the road (2 3-lane freeways with a large median) and sit on the the bottom of the hill on the side of the road, the cop said he had a report there was a guy 'running around in the middle of the freeway' :rolleyes:

    there wasn't any way i could really be too vague about what i was up to, tried to say i was just waiting to be picked up, as i said that what goes past but a yellow cruise missile. :D

    a second police car turns up, they see the video camera and i tell them i'm getting some scenic shots of a mates car, the second cop pipes up "oh that'll be that bloody Lamborghini i saw parked at the truck stop just ahead". so they're asking how fast were we filming the car at, and i told them it was just take-off stuff into the start of the tunnel, which was true. they didn't ask to see the footage so i didn't offer. when getting a ride back he was saying "i bet it goes pretty fast", "yeah! i've seen it get up to 100!!!!".

    when the cop drops me off mhh has a quick werd to him, the cop mentions he should really take the car to the Northern Territory if he wants to play with it, mhh just nods and says "yeah, that's a good idea". :p

    in the end the police were good, i mean on the ride back i heard a call over the CB for assistance where a man had called from a payphone saying he was going to 'self-harm', and they should send the cops as well because he was going to hurt any ambo's that tried to help him. to them my little adventure was just a nice diversion. :(

    all in all pretty interesting night, for the bargain price of $25 bucks! :D
     
  14. FFOUR

    FFOUR F1 Veteran

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    Haha, great story! :)

    So when are you going back for a second attempt?
     
  15. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    we have another, superior plan which hopefully doesn't involve gendarme intervention...
     
  16. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Whats you're foolproof plan ash?? Tell all the cops in town there is 50% off all donuts at donut king?? :D
     
  17. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    no but i came up with another plan for getting to werk easily this morning.... we got every single green light bar the last one from my place to werk, going straight up the main drag of adelaide CBD, that's about 12 lights of which you'll usually catch half and wait 1-5 minutes at. we got almost all the way and i was wondering why such good luck... :confused: then we saw fire-trucks going the same way, so traffic-control had switched all lights to green in their path.

    13 minutes from my elevator to werk's elevator, including parking in a high-rise.

    so, all i have to do every morning is ring up and say my building is on fire, sweet. :cool:
     
  18. PAP 348

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    Haha Right on brother!
     
  19. Admiral Thrawn

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    haha, nice one. Seeing some police footage would have been hilarious.
     
  20. Admiral Thrawn

    Admiral Thrawn F1 Rookie

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    :rolleyes: "No faster than the posted legal limit, Sir!" I wonder what it must be like being a walking cliche.

    A spare copy of the Motor Magazine "Exotics in the Outback" issue would have done quite nicely!

    Was probably VeloceManiac after Goober insulted him.
     
  21. Wog Boy

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    I wonder what happened to that young fella?? :(
     
  22. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    "90!" said mhh
    and Mr Plod said "very well, now be on your way you scallywag"
     
  23. YSS

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    cmon fellas - i expect a phone call next time!
     
  24. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    yep, we already discussed and you are part of our improved plan. :)
     
  25. kayman

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    I revoke my Bastard comment earlier, what a story :D
     

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