I hate buses!

Are we including Routemasters in this thread?

 

.....and caravans ???

 

Horse drawn allowed?

 

of course......we (being fifty years behind the times) still have them here !
We do possses one element of civilisation though - Caravans are Banned !
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Bet you can't wait for colour telly!

 

Whilst we are at it lets remove all road users except for Ferraris so we can enjoy nice clear empty road

 

.......black and white would be nice !
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Funnily enough, I am off to donington on sunday and i shall be travelling into the great metropolis of Douglas this morning to pay/sort my ferry ticket.
I shall be travelling in on the steam railway which passes the bottom of our garden.
Sure beats the M25 !
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never been to the isle of man then ?

 

I'd live there, Been many time as a kid and more recently to a few TT's, It's a great place, lovely countryside, nice people and outside the villages, No Speed Limits.

Seb

 

And much cheaper since you probably don't have a transmitter. IMHO the difference between a colour blank screen and the black and white version is negligible.

 

......electricity would be nice !

but we do have pound notes and dog licenses......and the sickener for you guys is, we have a basic rate of 10% income tax.......the higher tax rate is 18%.
I love fridays.(and the tax man !)
cheers, d

 

Even more sickening; i visited some old trading mates in Spain last w-end. They are based in Gibraltor , live in Soto Grande. Tax is £10k pa....that's it !

 

I don't mind the taxman taking 40% of my money for tax, 10% more for national insurance and out of the rest allowing the VAT man to take 17.5% of almost everything I spend and around 70% more if it's petrol, alcohol or smokes. I don't mind I can't make a bet without 20% of the money I get for just falling off a log and making a bet also goes to the VAT man and that if I take a bath, have a glass of water or take a leak I have to pay for that too. All seems perfectly fair doesn't it?

 

PDQ - at that rate of tax, you are never going to save enough money to pay someone to get rid of your caravans. Best you just avoid the roads, stay in (don't bother with the light switch - it doesn't work) and listen to the world service on the battery powered radio!!

 

Run your whole life as a Limited company business!!! Being an employee certainly sucks....

Me Ltd = 19 % corporation tax and 0% rated dividends(mostly)

Wheeler Dealer Ade

 

I have Ltd company too .....the only way to avoid paying tax on dividends is to keep the £ in your company acct and not draw down the money by paying it personally to yourself.

 

I know a good way of getting a car if you have money in your company and avoiding paying as much to the revenue as you might do buying it yourself or as a company car

 

robin and tony, why do you both need a company ?......from what I can see, neither of you ever do any work !

izza.....what's a battery ?

 

....something to do with chickens isn't it?

 

Dave,
i'm wrking right now.....

 

I've got two hands and two eyes and two sides to my brain - both run at full power all of the time so I work and do this - don't we all? (except Tony who justs waits around all day watching, waiting for us to do something bad)

 

HA ! Do i trade against you, Robin? Your tone seems awfully familiar..... ;-)