I Have a Distinct Feeling That I May Win the Lottery Within the next Three Months . .

Dear Comrade Wax,

Yes, I have always admired both yourself and Mr Rob Lay even when you both colluded in the presentation to me of a lifetime ban from Ferrarichat.com. At the time I was just so grateful to your for covertly assisting in my endeavours to acquire the world record for the aggregate of the most single bans administered within a period of six months that were ultimately to culminate in the magnificent, and hard won accollade of the 'Ferrarichat.com Lifetime Ban.' I claimed this as a World Record at the time and of which I am justly proud - and thank you for your kindness.

So yes, and as a just reward for your wholly unstinting support in my past endeavours - all as outlined within the aforegoing, I shall be only too delighted to share my winnings with you. However, do you know anything about mechanics? If so, would you be prepared to accept the position as full-time travelling technician? Complete details are settled within a previous post.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade Trevor L,

Thank you so much for your most kind response. What good fortune indeed! First, and within just a few months I am to be presented with a substantial cheque from the lottery and now I have all these F-40's from which to choose. As to the colour, well, is there a blue one available? I have sat in the blue F-40 LM that raced at Le Mans. It was at the Goodwood Festival of Speed this year. I felt at the time that fate had inexorably drawn me to this fabulous motor car. Little did I now at the time that it was destined to be in preparation for this new wealth far beyond the dreams of avarice itself, that I am now shortly to acquire. Clearly, I would be only too delighted pay you a commission for your endeavours in arranging the acquisition and therefrom the shipping of this motor car to England. I am wondering if ten per cent of the ultimate sale price would be acceptable to you? And depending upon the amount of the lottery winnings that I shall eventually receive, do you think that if I wished to acquire four of the F-40 LM's that you may be able to negotiate a better deal? Indeed, how many are there in total - perhaps I could acquire them all.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade Kds,

My ticket is for the English lottery. I am presuming that yours is for the Canadian lottery?

For the sake of clarity and completeness you should immediately check with your psychic adviser to establish the valisity of which lottery she has predicted that you are to become the winner. However, it looks to me as though it may well be the Canadian lottery from whence your windfall is to be secured.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade carcommander,

Ah, but whomsoever made such a comment to that to which you allude probably knew the price of everything and the value of nothing. For example, 'tax' is not something that one partakes in vuluntary. The lottery is the freedom of choice for everyone to take part and therefore dream of acquiring a substantial sum thus to change their lives. For example, by acquiring an F-40 LM or indeed an F-40 LM Replica should the win not be as large as one had envisaged. Indeed, your profile indicates that you possess all the motor cars that a lottery winner may well acquire. Are you therefore a closet lottery winner that has yet to 'come out?

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade teak360,

Little chance of that happening within this realm, for it is virtually impossible to pay cash for anything as all such transactions over circa three thousand pounds are recorded by the Inland Revenue. All this notwithstanding, the lottery cheque will be presented to me within three months and then I shall acquire an F-40 LM - or LM replica if the payout is not as great as envisaged. (I am operating on the basis of: "what the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve). I shall still retain my pick up though and will almost certainly move into a larger house. I shall also breed Shire Horses for show jumping.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade Protouring442,

Is Mr. Peale on this forum for his name is not at all familiar to me. However, what are you up to these days squire as your most excellent wordsmithing has been sorely missed?

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade carcommander,

Be fair, the odds in England are only a mere 18,000,000 to 1. Someone's got to win. And then there was the woman in Scotland who was in social housing who won circa £35,000,000 on the Euro Lottery. If I won that amount I could buy all the posters on here an F-40 LM

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade 246 Tasman,

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I wondered if there might be a true philanthropist out there. And I just cannot believe my good fortune in finding someone as truly kind as yourself. I believe that a million pounds would be sufficient to acquire a very nice F-40 LM.

I have sent you a PM with my bank account details and of course I should be delighted to provide a token deposit of £5,000. After all this is the very least that I can do. Would you be kind enough, please, to provide me with the account to which you wish this money to be deposited, please?

I shall PM Joe Sackey immediately to instruct him to find a really nice F-40 LM. He has already performed reconnaiscence on peripheral research and will almost certainly be able to secure one within two or three days.

Thank you for your great kindness for you are a true gentleman and scholar.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade Protouring 442,

Please do accept my most humblest apologies for neglecting to respond in what must appear as a brobdingnagianly tardy fashion. But I have been engaged on various formulae regarding the lottery win. Last night was a 'roll-over' and I felt very confident of scooping the jackpot of eighteen million pounds (thirty six million dollars). However, at the last moment my calculations went awry with the consequence of a regrettable debacle. However, there are two more months yet to elapse before I become a major winner.

I am wishing to acquire a few brand new motor cars having had all my other conveyances within my possession since time immemorial, and to such a degree that the youngest Ferrari is of nineteen ninety four vintage. My Rolls Royce is model year nineteen eighty one. And having enjoyed an invitation to the new factory in Goodwood I am awaiting the arival of a new Phantom. When I win the lottery I shall also acquire a Phantom convertable.

So that's the update for the moment dearest comrade. As soon as the lottery cheque is safely ensconced within my bank I shall then inform you of the actual amount. I feel a certainty that it will exceed ten million pounds. I shall naturally convene an international Ferrarichat'com convention - the venue for which has yet to be decided, but it will almost certainly be within Europe; possibly at Maranello where the Fioriano track will be loaned as a goodwill gesture by Ferrari SpA. I shall have the F-40 flown down there and Joe Sackey will fly his over, as will 410SA - naturally RufMD will fly in with his F-40 and he will, I feel quite confident, be happy to provide medical cover for the duration of the convention including the Fioriano track day. I am thinking that the speeds should be limited for this event to one hundred and forty smiles per hour.

All good wishes from England.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are