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I have LAMOURs 360 in my garage for the night!!!!

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  1. yellow 355

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    #1 yellow 355, Jan 2, 2006
    Lamour calls me this afternoon tells me he is heading over to my house to detail his 360. I was running around spending money with the wife....Get to the house,Lamour is in the garage clay barring his car with my Lab ENZO!WHEN IT HAPPENED......Rain drops, then rain......Lamour is looking outside thinking can I trust Murphy with my car for the whole night?????? Well bucko, sorry this is MY BIG CHANCE!!!!!! I started with calling the local ricer guys that are my neighbors kids.....Hey guys want a ride in this yellow 360?????The weather is rainy this evening, so I asked my boys....where is the biggest parking lot we can head to? I want to do donuts and holeshots!! I want to make sure that the new clutch is broken in properly. John does drive the car rather gingerly, it will be good for the car to be caned properly by the master! What can I take off it tonight that Lamour wont miss?? suggestions anyone??
     
  2. ^@#&

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    #2 ^@#&, Jan 2, 2006
    take pics of it next to your 360!!!


    oh, and drive up to philly, I'll take good care of it. Oh, I also need to learn how to drive manual, so I think it would be the best way..
     
  3. yellow 355

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    #3 yellow 355, Jan 2, 2006
    I took A bunch of the cars will post!!!!!!
     
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    #4 ^@#&, Jan 2, 2006
    awesome. I bet they look great. Now we just need to teach me how to drive manual, and all will be good
     
  5. Alex_V

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    #5 Alex_V, Jan 2, 2006
    Suggestions? Lets see.....


    0-60 tests
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    how-many-hookers-it-picks-up-test
    rob a bank a make sure they see the license plate, then drop it off at Johnny's home and let him get caught

    road trip? Denver? My House? let me drive?
    Letting the ricers have it at is a grand idea, since its Lamours. any other 360 and I would protest ;)

    Have fun!!!
     
  6. DrStranglove

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    #6 DrStranglove, Jan 2, 2006
    You know all those time that you and the wife wanted to make out in the 360 but did not want to get anything on the seats???

    Well.... He will never know!!!!



    Just wipe that stuff you got on the seats off!!!!!


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  7. yellow 355

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    #7 yellow 355, Jan 2, 2006
    Great idea after the ricers are finished.....Kim&Ben will give it a spin!!!!OH YEA..LOLLOL.......
     
  8. MrApex

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    #8 MrApex, Jan 2, 2006
    Paint a couple of really big fake boobs on it...he'll appreciate that.
     
  9. rush109

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    #9 rush109, Jan 2, 2006
    cant wait to see ems...........
     
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    #10 Stackhouse, Jan 3, 2006
    Stick a beer bottle up its tail pipe and do shots on its hood! ... ooh wait thats been done already...
     
  11. Ciao Bello 348

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    #11 Ciao Bello 348, Jan 3, 2006
    Five bucks for a MPEG of a nice, fat, stinky, thick smokey burn-out!

    I know im new, and I havent had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Lamour. I mean this with the utmost respect; shouldnt you have the passenger seat fumigated or sterilized??

    Some wacko posts about the type of company he wishes he kept. Something about big plastic cans??
     
  12. asb9987

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    #12 asb9987, Jan 3, 2006
    Do this, but to the headlights. So they project a silhouette of breasts out front when the lights are turned on. :D
     
  13. Jimbo49

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    #13 Jimbo49, Jan 3, 2006
    Now why hasnt he responded yet?? you all sure sound like a nice bunch of guys, and im sure Mr Lamour will appreciate the extra special treatment to his 360;)
     
  14. Dcup

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    #14 Dcup, Jan 3, 2006
    let me start off by saying ---- lies lies all lies ........ the story is close but not exact. starts like this------
    ben --- calls me, says, i have no friends. please come over my house and i will detail your entire car for free. afterwards ben nitices its raining, he offers to keep the 360 in his garage until next day. hes now begging me to have a sleep over party. after i decline he begs me to drive my car because ben has a dead battery in his 360 because he left his cd palyer on all night after listening to 70's disco music and salsa music. i felt bad so i gave him the keys and said, clean the interior too biitch. then ben proceeds to offer me a ride home in his 1973 ford matador, i accept out of pitty and finally arive home after bens constant crying about how his wife constantly beats him on a daily basis. so his story in partially true, yes my car is in his gargae and is being guarded by ben in a pink dress and red purse with his camaflauge painted face, while enzo the dog humps his leg only to show him who is dominent.
    ps. did i mention the lil red purse ?????
     
  15. jimpo1

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    #15 jimpo1, Jan 3, 2006
    This story can't be true. Everyone knows AMC made the Matador. And James Bond made it fly! :)
     
  16. Dcup

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    #16 Dcup, Jan 3, 2006
    ummmm, i meant amc pacer.
     
  17. Mario Gonzalez

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    #17 Mario Gonzalez, Jan 3, 2006
    whats wrong with salsa music you prick!
     
  18. Dcup

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    #18 Dcup, Jan 3, 2006
    nothing, i dance all night long to it. but ben is mostly a metal head which i found odd that he was listening to salsa. did i mention his wife beats his nut sack with a broom stick like a piniata.
     
  19. DrStranglove

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    #19 DrStranglove, Jan 3, 2006

    Yea!!!

    Just you wait till you leave your car in MY garage!!!
     
  20. Mario Gonzalez

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    #20 Mario Gonzalez, Jan 3, 2006
    guess I was being too sensitive. I'll stop now.

    but your still a prick ;)
     
  21. Mario Gonzalez

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    #21 Mario Gonzalez, Jan 3, 2006
    what he said
     
  22. Dcup

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    #22 Dcup, Jan 3, 2006
    ghey
     
  23. Mario Gonzalez

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    #23 Mario Gonzalez, Jan 3, 2006
    I will come back in my next life as a lesbian.
     
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    #24 DrStranglove, Jan 3, 2006

    I'll show your car who's gay!!!
     
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