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  1. PeterS

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    #1 PeterS, Oct 14, 2005
    I passed a guy on the street that had a small wooden box. He opened it for me and there were 25 Cuban cigars. The guy wanted $10 and all I had was $8! The guy told me that he had been sleeping in a penthouse for the last six years and wanted a busride back to Los Angeles. I felt very bad for him and gave him the money I had. Since I will be in LA next week, I will have to smoke four or five of them with Darth. I'll probably feel like crap smoking them, but what the heck!

    Am I going to hell for this one?
     
  2. WJHMH

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    #2 WJHMH, Oct 14, 2005

    Smoke 'em & find out, better hope they're not enhanced with anything.
     
  3. JAM1

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    #3 JAM1, Oct 14, 2005
    Are they stolen cigars? Did you get paperwork with them? Gotta be careful these days...
     
  4. Fastviper

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    #4 Fastviper, Oct 14, 2005
    You lowlife! Taking advatage of poor people. If you feel bad send me a few of them.
     
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    #5 UroTrash, Oct 14, 2005
    Scan the title, you liar.





    :)
     
  6. hwyengr

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    #6 hwyengr, Oct 14, 2005
    Check for a note in the bottom of the box, "If you find these cigars, please call F. Castro, Habana, Cuba."
     
  7. TcpSec

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    #7 TcpSec, Oct 14, 2005
    Ha ha!

    Before I even opened the thread, I knew exactly where it was going. :)
    You are getting predictable Peter.
     
  8. TexasF355F1

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    #8 TexasF355F1, Oct 14, 2005
    Kramer: "These aren't real Cuban's, they're Dominicans!"
     
  9. Dcup

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  10. OC Speed Junkie

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    #10 OC Speed Junkie, Oct 14, 2005
    For $8, they are probabily american cigars.


    While on the subject, anyone have cuban cigar connections?
     
  11. PeterS

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    #11 PeterS, Oct 14, 2005
    Send an email to [email protected]. This is the Davidoff cigar shop at the Sheraton in Kowloon. They will express mail anything you want!
     
  12. judge4re

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    #12 judge4re, Oct 14, 2005
    Hey Peter, not to get too far of track, but I managed to score a parking pass for the F1 race. Need a ride? We're heading over there around 10:30 AM today.
     
  13. PeterS

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    #13 PeterS, Oct 14, 2005
    Thanks. I am being picked up this Am at 9:00 to head to the track. I'm at the Marriott, 6237 6000 # 864.
     
  14. judge4re

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    I'll text message your buddy when we get to the track. We're in B1.
     
  15. PeterS

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    #15 PeterS, Oct 14, 2005
    Cool. I tried your number. I guess I wrote it down wrong! I woke up a cranky Chinese lady!
     
  16. aawil

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    #16 aawil, Oct 15, 2005
    It seemed the cheapest cubans I could find in poland this year were about twice as expensive as last year. I have no idea why though.
     
  17. ashsimmonds

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    #17 ashsimmonds, Oct 15, 2005
    cigars??? i'm still waiting for my box of Cubans, they werk hard usually!!!!!!!! must be stuck in customs....
     
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    #18 Jdubbya, Oct 15, 2005
    So how's Gentry doing these days anyways?? Oh and yes you're going to hell for this one ;)
     
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    #19 OC Speed Junkie, Oct 17, 2005
    Peter,
    You are my new favorite person. Cigars and cognac are on me one of these days.
     
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  21. OC Speed Junkie

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    At half of retail price of course. :)
     

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