I need a good practical joke

Don't do anything today.

Make him sweat.

 

1) A couple of oldies-but-goodies that take some time to clean up from (not mine, internet pics)

2) Strippergram during a high-profile meeting
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A simple postage stamp will effect revenge. Print out an envelope addressed to him with a return address akin to something like:

Aids Testing Bureau
123 Ben Dover Drive
Anywhere USA

For added effect, print "Urgent and personel" at the bottom left of the envelope.

But do not address it to him at his department address. Address it to him at a generic company address so the letter will bounce around the mail room and several departments for a few days until it reaches him. By that time, the rumor mill will be whirring and the damage will be done. And best of all, the envelope can be empty.

 

Go with the stripper idea; never fails.

 

ass pennies.

 

JIM

IF YOU AND YOUR FELLOW WORKER SHARE THE SAME BOSS THEN,

TELL YOUR BOSS THE PRACTICAL JOKE HE PULLED AND ASK IF THEY CAN GIVE HIM A FAKE PINK SLIP AND SLAP IT ON HIS DESK..

IF YOUR BOSS ISNT THAT TYPE, GO TO "BLUMBERGS" SITE OR STORE AND PURCHASE A PINK SLIP OR MANATORY DISMISSAL LETTER..

I THINK THAT WILL "SHOCK" HIM WORSE

BRUCE

 

Totally out-of-bounds for the work environment, but in college, somebody pulled the "trashcan full of water tilted up against the dormroom door" trick on me when I was on my way to work - I got soaked.


So I went on the internet and signed him up for a free trial subscription to "OUT" magazine.

 

I've done similar things to individuals.

Bruce's idea - a bit harsh but something similar to those lines, I did a few years ago. At one company, during layoffs, you'd have two white boxes put next to your desk. That was the "cue" that your time has come.

Be creative in whatever you do.

 

I had ths employee who very much fancied a friend of mine. I dared him to wank into her office when she was on the phone and cram his schlong into her ear!

After she shrieked, she grabbed it and HE shrieked.

After the door closed....

WE ALL SHRIEKED!!!!!!!!

 

put some ex lax in his coffee tomorrow morning

Antony

 

You can always empty a fire extinguisher into his office.

 

What company was this Hustler?

 

HA someone did that on a Gumball race.....ruined everything


antony

 

You could fill his office with hundreds of helium balloons. Not damaging, but a real PITA. They don't *spill* out of the way like regular balloons either.

 

This one always cracks me up:
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A gay pride rainbow sticker on the bumper of his car would work well too.

 

You could order a stack of information on penile enlargement in his name and have it sent to the office. Or embarrassing magazines.

 

Pry open your co-worker's keyboard and remove the rubber punching pad. The computer will still see the keyboard, but nothing will happen when your coworker punches the keys.

No pain but lots of frustration.

 

If he has an office. Saran wrap his doorway and make it really tight so it is clear. And watch him walk into it. It's even better if he is moving at a fast pace.

 

walk up to him and just kick him in the balls. or, go into the parking lot and take of 2 of his wheels and hide them.or----- i use to get hand lotion and goop up under the door handle of a car and watch their expression as they try to open it, first they look at their hand they of course they smell their hand.

 

If his car has hubcaps you can put some rocks in the hubcaps (1-3 is the best) and then when he starts to drive in will make a hell of a racket.

 

Surprise him with an air horn in his office or when he is in the bathroom

Antony

 

if you are going to that much effort, I'd just put the keys in alphabetical order - especially if they were not a touch typist. But a lot of effort, for a simple ***** & keyboard replacement by your coworker.

 

Or there's a water bomb of a basketball sized pile of cold, wet, loosely bunched paper towels... you see the feet in the stall of the bathroom and lob it over the door.